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It's to my girlfriend but i don't wanna make it too sloshy, wanna make it funny... any suggestions much appreciated!

2007-02-08 06:05:57 · 9 answers · asked by jammie1607 1 in Society & Culture Holidays Valentine's Day

9 answers

When it comes to my love for you,
as to how to say it, I have no clue.
But my darling, I love you so deeply
and fondly it cuts my heart like a knife,
I can only say you are the light of my life!
--That Cheeky Lad

2007-02-08 16:50:05 · answer #1 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0 0

Hey Lil lady. I have a question. Are you from Tennessee, cause your the only Ten I see! Luv ya, Happy Valentine's Day!

Be sure to take your personal spice into the card. C'mon, don't be shy, she's your girlfriend, for heaven's sake!!!

2007-02-08 14:11:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Tell her why you love her, and throw in some funny things about her that you like too.

2007-02-08 14:43:48 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Ignore the ignorant rude answers. Valentines cards are supposed to be from ??????? Guess who??????? Not someone with a name!!!!

2007-02-08 14:14:33 · answer #4 · answered by bluebadger 3 · 0 0

Almighty, almighty almighty,
I wish my pyjamas were close to your nightie
But don't be mistaken, don't be misled,
I mean on the clothesline
Not in the bed

2007-02-08 14:18:58 · answer #5 · answered by The Shadow 3 · 0 0

Roses are Red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And i'll fill you with cream!

2007-02-08 14:09:21 · answer #6 · answered by dave a 5 · 2 1

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet
And so are you.

2007-02-12 11:46:51 · answer #7 · answered by Sam 4 · 0 0

I love your hiny,
I can't help it, it's so shiny,
can you be mine-y
forever, you're so fine-y.

2007-02-08 14:09:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

MY DICK..YOUR FANNY..WE SHAG.

2007-02-08 14:10:28 · answer #9 · answered by DO I CARE? 1 · 0 4

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