2007-02-08 05:53:48 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Dave is a tard.
2007-02-08 06:10:42 · update #1
Don't wake me I'm sleeping
2007-02-08 07:53:34 · answer #1 · answered by x•°meadow°•-|- 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.
I didn't say it made sense - just remember that 'joke' going around my school in the 70s!
2007-02-08 06:21:44 · answer #2 · answered by Simon C 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
The DUMBEST joke of all-time would have to be: "why did the chicken cross the road?".
That joke pisses me off!
2007-02-08 07:35:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Two guys are walking down the street. One falls into coal pit, other ones name is Jo.
2007-02-08 06:05:39 · answer #4 · answered by ajica nuna 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
My favourite joke? The one where the person put "U" and "Eva" in a sentence, and then wrote all the rest of the words with capital letters at the start of them.
It was hilarious, I laughed for days.
2007-02-08 06:21:55 · answer #5 · answered by Tom A 3 · 1⤊ 5⤋
Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
He's all right now.
2007-02-08 07:00:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
A woman walks into a cocktail bar and ponders over the chalk-board menu behind the bar.
I'll have a 'double entendre' please, she says to the barman, so he gives her one.
2007-02-08 06:13:21 · answer #7 · answered by melv 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Did you hear that beer makes you smarter? Well it made Budweiser!
2007-02-08 05:58:11 · answer #8 · answered by tammy m 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋
How do you know Policemen are so strong?
Because they can hold up traffic....
2007-02-08 06:34:01 · answer #9 · answered by Rmprrmbouncer 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
whats this ------ ? i dont know either, but here comes another one ------
2007-02-08 07:09:10 · answer #10 · answered by dlin333 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋