2007-02-08 05:28:21 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Get s-mashed,,
2007-02-08 05:31:53 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Welll first of all they wake up in the ground, then get pulled up, shaken off a little.... then they get shipped to the grocery store. They sit around all day in the cold store, spuding off.... waiting for a good home. Someone picks them up, Ahhh finally a good home! YES! They take a stroll in the cart, then go out side. What a bright world out here, I can not wait to start my life. They get thrown in the car,"ouch that hurt!" Then they go for a drive." It is a little hot in this trunk...." The car stops, the trunk opens.... here at the new home at last. They get carried in and thrown in the kitchen somewhere." Hey did you forget about me? I hear you talking to your family. What's that? You hungry...oh me too! Lets go get chinese" The mom goes and picks up the potato" oh good you didn't forget about me, what? What are you doing NOOOOOO don't skin me alive! OUCH! AHHH cutting me up.. is that boiling water?"
There the potatoes life ends...... they family has mashed potatoes.
2007-02-08 05:38:28 · answer #2 · answered by Brandy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Potatoes watch people with all those eyes of theirs. actually it can be a bit creepy at times.
2007-02-08 05:32:28 · answer #3 · answered by It's just me! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dream of becoming delicious french fries and potato chips.
2007-02-08 05:33:21 · answer #4 · answered by Mr.President 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dance
2007-02-08 05:32:30 · answer #5 · answered by footynutguy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sneaky little gits arnt they ? I mean they hide underground and when you do finally winkle the little bsatrds out, they wrap themselves in packaging and hide in your cupboard and when you finally go to make some chips the little gits have sprouted tendrils AND gone green
ANd dont even get me started on those big buggers in jackets........
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2007-02-08 05:35:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
They send little tendrils out of their eyes, in a vain attempt to peek out of their cupboard, and get a taste of what they are missing in the world.
2007-02-08 05:33:19 · answer #7 · answered by True Dat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They sit around all day and try to think up questions to post on YA.
That, and eat Twinkies.
2007-02-08 06:16:36 · answer #8 · answered by comet girl...DUCK! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They have a very contented life sitting in a plastic bag in the fridge - then someone comes along, cuts them up, & they've had their chips!!!
2007-02-08 05:41:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Being in Idaho and having spent a few years of my youth in Eastern Idaho I can tell you it is kind of freakish...
...All those eyes... Just staring at you... They are the spies of the tube/root world... ...Just always looking with those eyes...
Bastards...
2007-02-08 05:35:35 · answer #10 · answered by Groovacious 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get baked....or roasted..lucky potatoes
2007-02-08 05:32:46 · answer #11 · answered by dj 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋