2007-02-08 05:16:57 · 13 answers · asked by Jack Sprat 1 in News & Events ➔ Media & Journalism
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2007-02-11 13:32:15 · answer #1 · answered by kermit_is_dead_rip 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my brother was driving me to work one day and we drive past this same feild every day i looked into the feild and there was a man standing in the middle of the feild didn't think nothing much of it, the next day we were driving to work drove past the feild and the bloke was there again this happened foe about 4 or 5 day this one morning we were driving to work and it was raining hard looked into the feild and he was still standing there next day snowing still standing there i turned to my brother and asked him to stop went running up the feild straight to the bloke and said " excuse my sir you've been standing here in the field for 2 week sun rain snow no failing can i ask what your doing" he turned around and said "well i read on the internet 2 weeks ago that to win a noble peace prize you have to be out standing in your feild"
2007-02-08 13:58:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
based on statistics, the most used sexual position among married couples is doggy-style.
The husband sits and begs, while the wife rolls over and plays dead!
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2007-02-09 06:29:48 · answer #3 · answered by blondie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, I got this one in a txt a few weeks ago.
"I'm going to go down on you! You're going to love it! But only long enough for you to start enjoying it, them I'm going to screw you big time!
Yours Sincerely, -Petrol Prices."
2007-02-08 14:13:11 · answer #4 · answered by gam3fr3aks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What goes haha bonk? Man laughing his head off!
2007-02-08 18:25:07 · answer #5 · answered by PATRICIA L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doctor!
Doctor Who?
Tee hee....
2007-02-09 10:33:24 · answer #6 · answered by mark 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two pies are in the oven one says "boy its hot in here" the other says "AHHH a talking pie!!"
2007-02-08 13:54:19 · answer #7 · answered by Demetrius S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This little boy was looking out the window and he sees a Fire Truck go by .. so he turns to his mother and says "MOMMY MOMMY I KNOW WHAT I WANT TO BE WHEN I GET OLDER!!!" she turns to him and says "IT DOESN'T MATTER YOU HAVE AIDS"
2007-02-09 10:33:09 · answer #8 · answered by Sammi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a teenage girl asked her mom, is it true babies come out of were boys put their penis? her mom answered yes?. the girl then says , " wont that break my jaw?"
2007-02-08 13:23:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is ET short for?
'cause he's got little legs.
2007-02-09 09:42:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋