If I attach an engine and four wheels onto a margarine tub and drive it, will the cops notice ?

Answer 1

Only if they see you. Paint it camoflage, you can cruise for chics in stealth mode.

Answer 2

no they won't. Margarine tub will fail under weight of engine. Margarine tub can't take axle weight. Margarine tub will crumple on cornering. Margarine tub stays in garage; cops only notice if they have popped round to yours for a beer after work.

Answer 3

Georgie, sweetheart, you are too...eh...voluptuous to fit in a margarine tub. I think you meant a bathtub filled with butter. Yes, they will notice and they will all be jealous because all cops secretly want to be a fat pink hippo covered with butter in a bathtub on wheels. Go have another Twinkie, sweetie.

Answer 4

Oh no, it would be a typical day in the life of George the Fat Pink Hippo.

Answer 5

stay in the parking row ( the tub will easily fit under other cars - no loud mufflers now )

Answer 6

I do that all the time .... they never notice

but, I do not wear the seat belt and get pulled over immediately

Answer 7

No they love recycling, wait for the snow to melt if you haven't got snow chains though

Answer 8

Yes, but if you're a smooth talker you might be able to butter your way out of it?

Answer 9

not if you do it while they are out hunting the haggis

am i just buttering up to you?

and was this a marg-inally better answer

i offer you a toast

its ok to look now - my nurse has arrived

: - ))

Answer 10

rub a dub dub who is driving the tub.