Why are you proud and why are you not proud?

Question

I am proud because:
1) I am a doctor.
2) I have a good family.
3) I have fast internet and a fast laptop.
4) I have a big TV.
5) I can type really fast.
6) I have a good mobile phone contract.

I am not proud because:
1) I am fat and lazy.
2) I smoke cigarettes.
3) I take the bus.
4) I sleep in excess of 12 hours per day and am always tired.
5) I cant get a girlfriend even though I tried my best.

Answer 1

I am proud of being a good person. I am not proud because I often fail.

Answer 2

I am proud because:
1) I have a lot of friends
2) I have a good and secure job
3) I don't easily jealous

I am not proud because:
1) I have no spiritual consistency
2) I smoke too
3) I have not enough muscle

Answer 3

A doctor who smokes. Talk about an oxymoron.