more puzzeling questions.....?

Question

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?
Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?
How come people say they ate the last piece of gum, when they really just chew it?
How come on TV the bell always rings and then the kids go to class, but in real life you need to be in class before the bell rings?
Why do we have to pay a toll on "freeways"?
Can a school teacher give a homeless child homework?
Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?
If conjoined twins participate in sports, do they count as one or two players?
Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window!
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

Answer 1

I will answer your silly questions little girl.

1)because people who visit seaworld eat seafood sometimes. and people dont care how the sea creatures feel.Also the seacreatures dont know about the restaraunt.

2)because people are stupid and believe ducking will make them more streamline to move faster. good question.

3)because they feel like saying "ate" instead of "chew" .

4)Because on TV the 'cool' kids are never in class on time. and the show is always about the cool kids. If you look closely you will see that the nerds are always already in the class when the camera goes there.

5)they pay a toll so the mayor can collect money to build more roads. they are called 'freeways' because drivers are "free" to do almost anything on them, like overtaking, and going very fast.

6)yes, because we only call it homework for the fun of it. and besides, that homeless child always goes somewhere in the night; and thats his HOME.

7)This one I'm not sure but I can give you some info about it;
"Alarm" came from Old French à l'arme = "to the weapon", telling armed men to pick up their weapons and get ready for action (because an enemy may have suddenly appeared).
so maybe it means, get "off" your lazy .. ****. but who knows, its french.

8)they would count as one player and if they cant be, then they wouldnt be allowed to play that sport. eg:they couldnt play chess, if they have 2 heads.

9)to confuse little girls like you.

10)because no were not really that clean after showers, and after a while the dirtyness builds up, and you have to wash the towel.

11)because when you remember the ball game you will remember singing that song, and you'll want to go there... again.

12)because the dog doent want youre bad breath in his face. and hes sticks his head out the window to get some fresh air.

13)Because he would just look like a STUPID DUCK if he comes out of the shower with nothing, only his dripping wet feathers. he always has to have something on else he just dont look human...ish.

Answer 2

I can't answer all the others but when I went to school you went to class when the first bell rang - not before - you weren't allowed anywhere near the inside of the building until first bell. You then had five minutes before second bell when you were allowed to file into the room.Perhaps it's different in the U.S.

Answer 3

What is puzzling to me is that you can't seem to spell "puzzling" or use a spell checker when it is provided.

Other than that, these are all tired "questions" that have been asked hundreds of times here.

I do have an answer to one of them - people duck in the rain so that the rain does not go into their eyes, making it harder to see.

Answer 4

Here - occupy your time pondering these:
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/reissingfamily/dyk.htm

Answer 5

Why this why that why here why there why is why everywhere?

Answer 6

kinda makes ya go, "HMMMM" .