I have taken numerous baths/showers but the dried up ones are from like a year ago. Im a little overweight so I cant reach to far. Please help! Im to embarassed to call for help. Please no jokes this is serious! Im inviting my new internet girlfriend rhonda over to watch Harry Potter movies.
2007-02-08 04:10:54 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
We may or may not do the deed! So I need to look extra clean!
2007-02-08 04:12:14 · update #1
Try Easy Off
2007-02-08 04:13:31 · answer #1 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Simple, If you cant reach it yourself you have to turn to chemistry for help.
get some acid and take a bath. I garenty that you will not even have to use soap, Just sit in some warm water with acid for about 10 min and then gently towel off. you will be fine
Good luck!
2007-02-08 12:21:21 · answer #2 · answered by linville15 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The pinch and roll technique is the standard. If that does not work, just light your butt hair on fire, the sound of dingle berries crackling is a sweet music.
2007-02-08 12:15:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Have your best buddy use a hot water pressure washer on you. About 2700PSI and 212F should clean you up fine. Squirt your rear with some 409 first for extra effect.
2007-02-08 12:17:29 · answer #4 · answered by mustanger 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Brillo Pad
2007-02-08 12:15:49 · answer #5 · answered by ThePearl412 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If your serious you need hot water and a loofah sponge on a stick so you can reach your back side scrub vigorously with soap.
2007-02-08 12:20:27 · answer #6 · answered by firshizel 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Buy a pet turtle and sit on his shell. He will try to defend himself by biting. He may get your nuts, but after about thirty minutes or so....you will be dinglberry free in Tennessee.
2007-02-08 19:20:51 · answer #7 · answered by jpizzle 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ID SAY a barber hair trimmer on a stick with some tape? be careful
2007-02-08 12:15:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Pull them out
2007-02-08 12:15:32 · answer #9 · answered by Deamoanicka malice 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Pour water on the carpet and pull yourself along on your derriere
2007-02-08 12:14:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋