grab some tissues
2007-02-08 03:27:21
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answered by dexter 3
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First remember.. it's dangerous to try to stop a choking chicken...it can make you go blind. Once the choking process has begun you must allow it to run its full course.
1. Make sure the said chicken belongs to you
2. Squeeze the chicken tight..and rub its neck
3. When the chicken finally clears its throat
(and you will know when this happens)
Clean the chicken, after all it's yours.
4. The chicken may lie around lifeless for a short period of time
but it should recover fully!
2007-02-08 03:43:46
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answered by MRS. EVIL GENIUS 5
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Stroke it gently while purring in it's ear(chickens have ears right?), begin mouth to mouth after you have stroked and purred for a while, hold onto the chicken with one hand while doing mouth to mouth, this shouldn't take too long, depending on how "up" you are on your technique, eventually he will puke, most likely in your mouth, just swallow it, it may not taste THAT good, but it's full of protien, or you can spit it into a jar and use it as a facial treatment, chicken puke is also GREAT for your skin. Hope this helps! If you are still having trouble getting your chicken to puke, gimme a call and I would be happy to a$$ ist you!
2007-02-08 05:33:35
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answered by Anonymous
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Apply pressure on the chest of the chicken until the shicken stops choking.
2007-02-08 03:27:26
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answered by uchaboo 6
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serious answers only: i think i;m breaking into a cold sweat
take it to the vet
you will never know how hard that was
2007-02-08 03:32:20
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answered by soulburner 7
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Get my spanked monkey to perform the Heimlich Maneuvre.
2007-02-08 03:27:09
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answered by Crash 7
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I would try prostate massage if that doesn't work call in a professional.
2007-02-08 03:32:19
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answered by Anonymous
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I do the heimlich until it throws up whatever's lodged down there....
2007-02-08 03:28:18
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answered by Venus Mantrap 4
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I slap it with a kitty
2007-02-08 03:26:31
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answered by Buttercup Rocks! 3
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get a rag and wipe it clean hahah
2007-02-08 03:31:54
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answered by Anonymous
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