Batman destroyed my living room.
Anyone have this problem and anyone know what to do about it?
2007-02-08 03:12:07 · 16 answers · asked by Yahoo Sucks 5 in Home & Garden ➔ Other - Home & Garden
There must be some kind of superhero living room destroying conspiracy going on - I thought this stuff only happened to me! I came home the other day from work and things seemed to be ok from the outside but when I got inside the door I found a trail of strange weapons leading from the door. I followed the trail from room to room and everything was in place until I got to the living room! All my furniture was ripped and upside down in a pile in the middle of the room and there was strange stuff dripping from the ceiling! I then heard a strange noise coming from the bathroom. I crept to the door and listened and then burst in to see Batman and Green Lantern wearing nothing but their masks having sex in my shower. I turned around and saw Superman with a video camera and Robin in the corner masturbating. Needless to say, I was quite upset! As restitution the group has offered to renovate my living room and buy me new furniture so the whole thing kind of worked out for me but it seems it didn't teach them anything. If you had come home sooner, maybe you would have caught them -- this Super Porn has to be stopped! Call the Police immediately!!
2007-02-08 03:48:55 · answer #1 · answered by paloma 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The riddler is literally known for his complex riddles, which is an intriguing way of getting into some one's head if you think about it. Reason why I wouldn't do Bane is one thing you'd have to completely revamp his story to make it interesting. What I mean is see the animated batman series of the 90's. They did that kind of job with Mr. Freeze but completely mucked it when they did the movie. They didn't do that badly by choosing Jim Carey when they did batman forever but the guy was slightly too kooky for the role. (Yes I'm using muck instead of the other for a very good reason; I'm a world poker maniac!) The interesting thing though... they could do a 180 on the riddler by following the comics a bit a turn him into a neutral to good guy. Not necessarily Batman's ally but not his nemesis. Type in the riddler on Wikipedia to see what I'm talking about.
2016-05-24 06:44:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give Robin a call. Let him know something is definitely wrong with Batman.
2007-02-08 03:22:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call Commissioner Gordon immediately!
It probably WASNT Batman, it couldve been The Joker or even The Riddler playing a trick on you...
Oh wait...I KNOW! IT WAS FALSE FACE!!! That's who it was!
Hurry,don't wait, make that call NOW!
2007-02-08 03:15:08 · answer #4 · answered by Munya Says: DUH! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call the boy wonder, he will kick Batmans butt.
2007-02-08 03:15:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but I'm having a similar problem with Darth Vader at the moment.
2007-02-08 03:14:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You might want to call Commissioner Gordon.. I am sure they have special funding for those occurrences..
2007-02-08 03:15:23 · answer #7 · answered by BigWashSr 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I did once but Robins gay asss came and cleaned it up and apologized for what his pimp daddy did.
2007-02-08 03:14:39 · answer #8 · answered by Alter Ego 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sometimes the incredibles destroy mine...I make them clean it up!
2007-02-08 03:15:20 · answer #9 · answered by RIVER 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call up Two Face, and have him put a whomping down.
2007-02-08 03:14:43 · answer #10 · answered by aSchway 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋