And i promise to deliver a 30% cheaper and more modern looking alternative to the current one.
Where do I get bookings, etc??
2007-02-08 03:00:02 · 8 answers · asked by andylefty 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
You've slipped up, O dodgy one. The whole attraction of the Royal family is precisely their position in history. They are a living relic of the past and to modernise them would be to castrate tourism.
2007-02-08 03:04:56 · answer #1 · answered by Flaze 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that Nanna is dead and there is no one for Jim to have a go at, I think you stand a really good chance. Barbara will make a lovely queen and the general overall misfits in your family match quite nicely with the ones we've already got - Charles and Camilla read Denise and David, a no-hoper like Edward read Lurch etc.
I think it is a good idea. Just think, Jim will never be able to say he hasn't got any money as his face will be all over all our notes.
From your loyal subject,............
2007-02-08 11:06:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Will you give out knighthoods and OBEs? if you do I will sign up for your family - Max Clifford and Richard and Judy are a good place to start up bookings. Don't forget too there is a new Tesco opening every month in the UK - you could open them and negociate a special price.
Gob Bless you all
2007-02-08 11:12:39 · answer #3 · answered by gaviscon 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
His Royal Highness King, no wait!, Emperor Andy Lefty. It's got a definite ring to it.
2007-02-08 11:03:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank you your Majesty. May I take this opportunity to remind you that were raising taxes for your swimming pool, the Indian ocean.
Your Servant & Loyal subject
Rt. hon. Mikey (Prime minister)
2007-02-08 11:09:01 · answer #5 · answered by mikey_mossom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool!
Who's gonna be the racist old fella that doesn't give a shi+?
2007-02-08 11:05:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
So I ses to my friend, "Book 'em Dano."
2007-02-08 11:09:34 · answer #7 · answered by H. Scot 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where is your Kingdom?
2007-02-08 11:05:11 · answer #8 · answered by Yahoo Sucks 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋