Or indeed... any superhero. Because of the clingy nature of their lycra y-fronts there is no hiding their true feelings. What do they do in that situation, especially if battling an evil nemesis?
2007-02-08 02:08:38 · 30 answers · asked by Buck Flair 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Comics & Animation
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2007-02-08 02:11:53 · answer #1 · answered by jonchorizo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Usually when the hero has a ‘thing’ for the evil nemesis (Batman/ Catwoman, Captain America/ Madame Hydra, etc.) they usually work it out on their own, between the sheets. (Of paper…!) That’s why so many heroes these days are settling down to be married men (Superman, Spider Man). That way, if they get their ‘needs’ taken care of at home, they are far less likely to be be able to pop a rod for the latest Nazi chick in a leather mini.
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2016-04-30 20:28:40 · answer #3 · answered by brenna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Their costumes are made of special galactic lycra, that painlessly holds it down in place, though some of the more advanced ones have mirage cloaking devices built in to the fabric that hide it. Um, didn't everyone know that?
2007-02-08 02:12:30 · answer #4 · answered by Learning Conformity 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What a superbly thought piece of well articuated intelligentia! Such a daring, pace keeping question!
The truth of this is that super heroes have super restraint and never, ever become heightened by external stimuli or erotic thoughts.
Anyway, if they did, they could simply club the bad guys to death!
2007-02-08 02:17:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Well maybe they are all "under-endowed".... And the costumes are stuffed with socks or whatnot... and thus a stiffy wouldn't show all that much.
And just a note to all the idiots saying He-man would shack up with She-Ra.... You do know that she's his TWIN SISTER... right? That makes your statements wrong on SO many levels!
2007-02-08 05:31:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those little Lycra numbers are specially made to keep such situations at bay.
2007-02-08 02:13:16 · answer #7 · answered by theflamingred 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually it's quite painful for He-Man because his jock is sword-proof so it's really hard for his stiffy to get much room to grow in there. He tries to concentrate on Skeletor to make it go away.
2007-02-08 02:13:25 · answer #8 · answered by Ralphie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2014-09-29 20:28:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he always have a stiffy, then there's no need to wonder because they will think that's how he suppose to look
or his placement will make it look like he have the hugest hemorrhoid EVER.
2007-02-08 02:11:52 · answer #10 · answered by my alias 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if superheros are getting erections while fighting bad guys then they have some serious issues to work out with a shrink haha
2007-02-08 02:11:08 · answer #11 · answered by colera667 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋