As long as I had enough fuel to go back and put things right if it turned out I'd screwed up big time, how much fun would it be to go back to the night of the whole Gethsemane thing and drag Judas into a nearby tavern before he had to do the whole "Jesus-Kissing" thing?! We all know guys love EVERYBODY when they're sufficiently drunk. Can you imagine the hilarity of Judas reeling out, getting Simon Peter in an enthusiastic headlock and slurring "I loves you, you mad bugger!" while Peter desperately tries to to escape. Judas goes around kissing everyone, including Titus, the soldier he's supposed to be working with. Instant reverse-Spartacus effect - "I'm not Jesus!" "I'm not Jesus!"
Meanwhile the guy in the hessian one-piece is waiting in the Garden, looking upwards, going "C'mon Dad - a joke's a joke and all that, but..."
2007-02-08 13:16:07
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answered by mdfalco71 6
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Myself.
Think about it.
The ability to go back and b**** slap yourself for some of those reeeeeaaaaalllllly stupid things you did. Like that time I .....or that time I ......ya know . Those times in life where if you had just veered the other way. Just a bit.
It would have been great if I had the me of today saying "I wouldn't do that s*** if I was you" to me of the past.
Wow. Talk about space & time continiuem problems.
But on the upside I could have told myself "BUY MICROSOFT!!!!!!"
But then, with science compounding knowledge every day, maybe it's not to late, or to early, or ....now I'm confused.
But I wouldn't have bought that lime green Gremlin.
2007-02-08 11:40:33
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answered by Anonymous
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Well... First, I would make a stop by to see what my parents were like as children and meet my grandma that died before I was born. Then, I would probably like to see my grandparents as children, as I have heard so many of their childhood stories of growing up. To make my trip complete I would have to say I would love to visit the cavemen. I would bring with me a lighter and a wheel and hang out for a day just to see what it would be like, to be revered as a God from the heavens. Then, I would come back and check out all the history books and looks for my name and laugh.
2007-02-08 02:15:25
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answered by Destiny 5
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I'd love to talk to Pat Nixon and find out how in the world she held up through all of the ridicule she had to embrace during her husband's embarrassing altercations with the Watergate incident.
I'm at my wit's end with Georgie. If he does one more thing to embarrass me, I swear I'm going to run away with the pizza man, go party with my daughters, or flash my boobies at mardi gras!
I wonder what Pat would say to those options?
2007-02-08 02:29:45
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answered by Laura Bush 2
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I would want to go back if I could guarantee coming back. Actually, I'd like to go to the future (then, of course, come back and mess with things to fix the future), BUT, if I had to go back, it would be to sit with Jesus and hear Him teach and hang out with Him. That would be loads of cool.
2007-02-08 02:10:41
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answered by hopem 2
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honestly i would like to see a shakespeare play and ask him to give me a copy of the lost play that everyone claims that he did.
i would also like to talk to Mozart and tell him how much i admire his work.
i would also like to talk to Jesus and ask him if he is really pleased with the way the Catholic church will become and Christianity in general and what can we do to improve.
2007-02-08 02:11:15
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answered by Anonymous
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The guy who first milked a cow to ask what he was doing and why he was drinking the stuff that came out!?
2007-02-08 02:10:27
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answered by Anonymous
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Id spend more time with my great grandparents.They were the best
2007-02-08 03:02:23
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answered by migamw 5
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If I could go back in time, I would go and have sex with all the pretty young teens and stuff.
2007-02-08 02:14:11
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answered by Anonymous
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I would like to talk to my Grandpa Henry
2007-02-08 02:09:35
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answered by wackadoo 5
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