When my little girl Abbey was 4 she caught us in the act - if you get my meaning. She sreamed and yelled stop hurting mummy, threw her teddy bear at me and ran off crying through the house. Even now at 5.5 if she catches sight of people kissing on TV she asks if they are going to cuddle with no pyjamas when it is hot.
2007-02-08 04:48:48
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answered by Anonymous
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This is a great story. When my little guys were 3 and 1, and we lived in another state, we came out and stayed at a motel with my mom. We were all visiting the rest of the family. The room had those beds that vibrated and Michael wanted to try it out. Mom gave him a quarter and he put it in the machine, then the bed started vibrating, and he checked it out, and the littler guy did too, and they didn't think much of it. When it stopped, Michael went to the machine that he had put the quarter in, looked at it, and said
"Where's my gum?"
2007-02-08 10:15:47
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answered by kitten lover3 7
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When I told my daughter (then 4) if she didn't sit down in the grocery cart, I was going to put her *** in the car and she asked me if the rest of her could stay here....Cracked up my disipline theory!!!
And when my son was 3, he pooped on the floor by accident, and all you hear from the other room is "Goddammit"...Laughed so hard we cried, because we never talked like that around him
2007-02-08 10:12:34
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answered by Anonymous
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My Nice dropped a number 2 in the front lawn when she was three in broadlight.
2007-02-08 10:13:32
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answered by Rocky The Fearless 5
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My husband and I were playing a game of contradiction when my 5 year old said "Maybe you guys should have a trial separation"
My husband and I actually have a very strong marriage so we assured her that it wasn't necessary.
2007-02-08 10:15:34
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answered by Mandy43110 4
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My two year old son exictedly came out of the bathroom annoucing he had brains on his privates I said what? and he showed me his sack and said they where his brains , He is the first man to admit where his brains really are
2007-02-08 10:15:20
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answered by stargazer 5
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My sister told me over the phone the other day that she told this to her teacher..... "I dont like black people and neither does my brother" and she said they gave her detention. Is that discrimination?
2007-02-08 10:15:25
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answered by Anonymous
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He said "Woof woof, bark, bark bark, yelp, woof!!"
it was hilarious.
2007-02-08 10:09:33
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answered by My Dog Rowdy 5
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drop and smile
2007-02-08 10:08:31
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answered by Andri W 2
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