Should i train A helper monkey to do my job?

Question

and if so could i pay it in bannas and would it need benfits?

by job is not so simple but i feel that there are parts the monkey could do such as bring reports to other ppl in my office. And throwing crap at ppl who touch my stuff when i am out of my office.

Answer 1

I tried... but monkeys are stupid. It takes more effort to train the monkey than to get my job done. But if you can find a trained one... now we're talking :)

Answer 2

That's funny!
2 thoughts - a creepy scary movie I saw where a helper monkey turned on the guy and he was paralyzed & couldn't defend himself. It shut him off from the rest of the world until he could outsmart it. Also, a funny episode of The Simpsons where Homer got a helper monkey. Either way, sounds like it could be exciting! :)

Answer 3

yes you absolutely should. I think it would definitely appreciate bananas as payment. The real question is are you satisfied having a job that can be done by a helper monkey, if so then train away.

Answer 4

You gotta watch those evil little monkeys, nest thing you know it will be trying to poison the coffee in the break room.

Answer 5

Are you admitting that a monkey could do your job?

Answer 6

if u train the monkey to do your job then you won't be able to pay him in bananas as you have no job so you won't have any money to buy any bananas.

Answer 7

Yes give you more time here on the site

Answer 8

You'd have to arrange a good pension for it

Answer 9

yes

Answer 10

Does your job involve flinging poo?