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Grassy has a feeling the Media would report it this way.

USA Today: WE'RE DEAD

The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS

Playboy: GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE

Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE

Victoria's Secret Catalog: OUR FINAL SALE

Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER

Wired: THE LAST NEW THING

Readers Digest: 'BYE

Discover Magazine: HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?

America Online: SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES.

2007-02-07 23:55:33 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

16 answers

Porky Pig probably said it best.

THAT'S ALL FOLKS.

2007-02-08 00:33:37 · answer #1 · answered by gimpalomg 7 · 0 0

World comes to an end. News at 11.

2007-02-08 00:02:36 · answer #2 · answered by Stormee 5 · 1 0

whilst it finally ends it's going to be interior the blink of an eye fixed. As for info comments they have already began. seem on the information as we communicate lots of predictions from Revelations happening now, ailments, bloodshed, wars, hate, divisions of international locations, merely watch the information. And regrettably to assert that is not any longer getting extra effective. My opinion purely...........

2016-11-02 21:17:17 · answer #3 · answered by canevazzi 4 · 0 0

Partner ya need to belly up ta the bar.Ya got way to much on yer mind today.Ifin you keep a thinking like that thar folks be a wanting ta hang ya.

2007-02-08 00:03:03 · answer #4 · answered by Hang em first,try em later 2 · 0 0

I would be a news presenter and my opening headline would be.....

"In the news tonight Shane Warne has decided to come out of retirement. And in other news the world is ending. But first to our top story. Shane Warne sent a dirty text message to an ex girlfriend to tell her he was coming out of retirement and to expect to see him playing for test cricket for Australia next summer, and to make sure she had her mobile phone handy.....and it seems that's all we have time for..........Hope you have an enjoyable afterlife......Goodnight"

2007-02-08 00:11:37 · answer #5 · answered by Spikey and Scruffy's Mummy 5 · 0 0

lol..good ones dude,heres my take on it..
USA Today = Gore tells the world "Told ya so!"
WS Journal = "Invest it all now suckkers!"
Playboy & Playgirl = Keep Dreamin' folks!
Enquirer = Trump tries to Bribe God..
Rolling Stone = Look Whose Getting Stoned Now!

2007-02-08 00:06:20 · answer #6 · answered by *toona* 7 · 0 0

With a hug and a kiss goodbye

2007-02-07 23:58:29 · answer #7 · answered by Grianagh 5 · 0 0

Microsoft: Don't bother to re-boot

2007-02-08 00:01:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yahoo went dead worldwide:a disaster unfolding
that would be my message.
Blue avatar.

2007-02-08 00:00:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

if the world was truly over who would you report it to?

2007-02-08 00:01:15 · answer #10 · answered by mrs. smutty aka sodachix 4 · 0 0

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