I'd look at the carps in the koi pond until he thought I'd lost my mind.
When he was sure I'd accepted my fate I'd jump up, throw him into the koi pond, and run for it.
2007-02-08 00:19:43
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answered by Anonymous
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2007-02-08 07:51:43
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answered by amberharris20022000 7
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None of them as I would have already escaped and into the deep blue sea (London) and got a hitch off the dustbin cart and ran into my perfect boy and elope him. Then, I would go back to my Master and see if they are crying over my disapearence. if not, I will elope there fish.
2007-02-08 07:55:57
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answered by Anonymous
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1. that is if he was good to me.
2. would not be of much interest to me if my master was home.
3. well again if he was a good guy I wouldn't.
4. Very tempting being that a dog loves to sniff and wander. Maybe.
2007-02-08 07:54:59
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answered by sideways 7
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Just like I do now, run to meet him !
except the gate is already open for him haha
2007-02-08 18:38:49
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answered by ausblue 7
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4 I'll pee on his tire then make a run for it down the street to visit the b-itch down the road and start a fight with her. I would be a mean dog!
2007-02-08 07:59:20
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answered by Jade22 3
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Shoot myself and end my misery if I found myself in the position that another human being was my Master!
2007-02-08 07:54:20
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answered by mia 5
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#4. I don't want an egocentric master that might hurt me.
2007-02-08 07:50:53
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answered by ♥Penguiin♥ 5
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I would probably pretend that i was happy to see him, then pee on his leg.
I show him who belongs to whom.
2007-02-08 07:59:09
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answered by Spikey and Scruffy's Mummy 5
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5.) I'd let him know I tried to see things his way but my head wouldn't fit that far up my azz.....=)
2007-02-08 07:58:16
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answered by *toona* 7
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