5 Classes Which Women Designate To Men?

Question

Based purely on observational reserch, analysis and the aid of those around me, I (Shane), have come to the conclussion that women generally have 5 roles which they set and perceive to any male they come into contact with over a period of time. Obviously no person likes to be perdicted, especially women, so it won't come as a suprise that a few people will totally disagree purely on the sake of disagreement.

Ok, now the basic principal is that after a period of time, the time varies, that the woman will designate a role she sees fit to the male, each role has their own tasks that the woman expects to be fulfilled. There is also a ranking between the roles, as in, one role is more beneficial to another, (for example the "Bad Guy" role, is better the "Clown", see below for reference).

Here are the 5 roles:

1. "Bad Guy" Role~ Everyone is familiar with such a role. Its plain to see everywhere. Girls love a "Bad Guy". You could see the dirtest, most scum-ridden person with the hot

Ok, now the basic principal is that after a period of time, the time varies, that the woman will designate a role she sees fit to the male, each role has their own tasks that the woman expects to be fulfilled. There is also a ranking between the roles, as in, one role is more beneficial to another, (for example the "Bad Guy" role, is better the "Clown", see below for reference).

Here are the 5 roles:

1. "Bad Guy" Role~ Everyone is familiar with such a role. Its plain to see everywhere. Girls love a "Bad Guy". You could see the dirtest, most scum-ridden person with the hottest of girls because he's a bad boy. Requirements to fulfill the "Bad Guy" role: A HUGE amount of charisma, confidence coming out of your ears, loud and obnixious, everyone knows when your around. Also obviously the "Bad Guy" role must do bad guy type things, all pretty anti-social. Frowned upon. But its clear for anyone to see that the bad boy always gets the girls, so this is the top position on all the roles.

2. "Sweet Guy" Role ~ Close to the "Bad Guy" role, but just barely misses the mark for getting the girls. The "Sweet Guy" role is usually the most common role. The "Sweet Guy" usually has problems getting women if in contrast with another person with the role of "Bad Guy", and these tend to clash. The "Bad Guy" usually wins, but, in the end, all girls marry the "Sweet Guy", so it balances out. The "Sweet Guy" role is obviously a "sweet" guy. Nice, caring, loving, understanding, generally the kind of guy you would take to meet the parents. Everyone loves a sweet guy, indeed.

3. "Cool Guy" Role ~ The "Cool Guy" role is a very tricky role to take part in. Clearly the cool guy needs to keep up his appearances, the perceptions of others around him, and his own beliefs must stay on top of the game. The "Cool Guy" generally needs amazing skills in how he carries himself, whether that be what he believes in or how others follow him and therefore his role is difficult. Contradictically, the "Sweet Guy" and the "Cool Guy" are very evenly matched. The only difference is the "Sweet Guy" role tends to have the same level of likeability throughout whereas each "Cool Guy" varies, again, because of their believes, tautologies, hobbies, and so forth.

4. "The Clown" Role ~ Popularly believed to be a good role to choose, "The Clown" role is by far the WORST role to willingly select (excluding the "No Guy" Role, see below). The role is generally associated with making the girl laugh, whether that be of a comedic verbal nature or of a physical slapstick style. Either way, "The Clown" role tends to follow the believe "Laughter is the way to a woman's heart", which is again NOT TRUE. "The Clown" role is always associated with pity, and as such, the only sexual contact "The Clown" roles tend to have is out of pity and feeling sorry for them. Some see this otherwise, but for the majority, pity is largely the case.

5. "No Guy" Role ~ Basically, the "No Guy" Role is, you mean nothing to the woman. She feels no contact with you. She doesnt want anything to do with you. You, most probably disgust her on some level. In other words, no.



These are the 5 roles which women designate to men. Sometimes, generally even, most men tend to take small pieces from each role and incorporate them in their own unique way. That said, they still do tend to have a one, major, dominating role, which they take most of their attributes from. And so, are generally considered of having the majority of their traits in common with that main role.

So my question.. LOL! Is do you agree? Do you have any further theories to add or any contributions?

Thank you.

Answer 1

Hey Shane, well first of all i just wanted to say that i always find your quesions really interesting. :)

Ok, so I find your analysis of each role pretty thorough and well thought about, so they´re pretty good...but..and i hope you dont mind my opinionated point of view here :D..but i think that they´re from the point of view from a guy cuz...i may be wrong of course..but im just sayin that being a girl i kind of see those types of guys with different eyes...i know that most guys think that the "bad guy" gets all the girls..but you see its not cuz of the reasons you may think...sure the charisma and certain anti-social aspects about him may make him seem different and interesting at the beginnnig but with time, the only reason she´d wanna stay with a bad guy is cuz even though he´s not nice to the rest of the world, he is nice to her, so the girl thinks "aha! i knew there is some good in him"..and so in a way..she kind of tries to save him, you know? lol..most nice guys dont believe me when i tell them this, but i swear its really how we crazy girls think..we hope to change his life and bring out the good and have a really deep connection through that. If that makes any sense...

I agree with you on your analysis of the sweet guy, he really is all those things, and most lucky girls do end up marrying a sweet guy. :)

And you´re totally right about the cool guy too and how his appeal, so to speak, varies according to their believes, tautologies, hobbies, and things like that, whereas the sweet guy´s appeal stays pretty constant....unless the girl for some inexplicable and insane lol reason happens to lose interest. I dont understand it, but it has happened..so thats the only reason im mentioning it.

Oh and im sorry but i have to completely disagree that laughter is not the way to a girl´s heart, cuz it really is! Well, i guess i cant speak for every girl, but i know its the way to mine. So thats at least a very, very ( i cant stess the "very" word enough here lol) small percentage of the girl population, right? lol But you see, the thing is, you can find your way to a girl´s heart by taking different roads, its keeping her heart thats the hard part, which is why laughter alone wouldnt do it, but a combination of all of the above..well minus the bad guy lol..would be the best, you know?

And the "No Guy" role...well i think the only kind of guys that disgust girls are the mean, unkind guys who objectify women, and um only have one thing in mind, if you catch my drift...cuz otherwise, no matter how "strange" a guy might be, there would be no reason to be grossed out by them.

But yes, you´re right, everyone does have a mix of everything inside them and they have one dominating role which they take most of their attributes from, which i think makes the most interesting personalities. :)

But like i said, this is just my opinion. Thanks for the great question. :) (Oh and im sorry about writing a novel there, I hope you didnt mind. :D)

Answer 2

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Answer 3

Sorry man but to be honest, I think it's wrong, and that you're doing men an injustice when you limit them to being in "classes". That's exactly what's wrong with this society, that we always have to "class" people together, and that's when stereotyping comes into play. We shouldn't limit people to one aspect of their being. I choose to believe that I am a complex human being with multiple and unique aspects. So are all woman of course, all humankind of all races, ethnicities, sexual orientations, etc.

Answer 4

I have 2 classes :

The Yeses

and

The No's

Answer 5

i agree some women do use those but more mature women use this category
1. men who work
2. men who dont work
3. loving and kind men
4.dead beat dads or cheats
5 GAY

Answer 6

I am in the 'No Guy' category. Oh nuts.