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2007-02-07 22:54:46 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Cultures & Groups Other - Cultures & Groups

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the joke works better with fat people, as old people (women) are not fertile and do not need contraception

2007-02-07 22:57:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Ahh the smugness of youth - so satisfying. You know youth is not a state that you own it is somewhere that you pass through very quickly. What you mock today is where you will arrive tomorrow. You may find that as you age superficial issues such as the degree of physical attractiveness of someone you care about will start to reduce. An old body is not necessarily an unattractive body. The streets are filled with fifteen year old girls flashing their stretch marks, and lardy pot bellies.

2007-02-08 00:16:06 · answer #2 · answered by LillyB 7 · 0 0

No- old people don't need contraception- and gladly, as people get older they have a much better sense of humour about their physiques, and are not so hung-up or embarrased.

2007-02-07 23:29:20 · answer #3 · answered by Ha-ha Lewis 4 · 0 0

Nah...my parents are 71 and 65 and still bangin. Then again, they work out and take care of themselves. Personally,I think a stupid guy is the best form of contraception *ahem*.

2007-02-07 23:00:46 · answer #4 · answered by irie.girl_2006 3 · 1 1

Oh you must be young or you would know the universal secret of attraction between older people. It's simple - we've all got really bad eyesight and can't see each other very well. That's why we can be attracted to each other.

2007-02-08 13:23:57 · answer #5 · answered by DIANNE M 3 · 0 0

Don't forget that you are going to grow old one day, it's a shame to stigmatize old people for their looks. Anyway, once women have passed the menopause they no longer require contraceptionl.

2007-02-10 08:46:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yeah, right - it's like the joke: what does standing on the edge of a very tall building have in common with getting oral sex from an old lady? DON'T LOOK DOWN!

2007-02-07 23:00:48 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0 1

They see there bodies and cant get it up ,i presume.Titties that drag the ground,all wrinkled and sagging ,wrinkled old cooter doing the same.People looking like naked sharpae dogs trying ,but cant get horny over such ugly lookin skin and body parts.Nuts sparkin on the ground,and prune asses and the like

2007-02-07 23:23:21 · answer #8 · answered by woodsonhannon53 6 · 0 0

Emmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

2007-02-07 23:07:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Very Likely but not just old people |Many nude young people would put you off

2007-02-10 08:04:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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