I'm afraid to raise my hand.
If I do, it could set into train a series of potentially cataclysmic events.
It's happened before.
Last time I raised my hand, a gorilla walked into a pub, and ordered a pint.
The barman looks at the gorilla, and thinks, Gorilla, eh, not too bright, I'll charge him double...
The pint is duly poured, and paid for...
The barman, in that chatty tone bar folk use, says to the gorilla,
We don't get many gorillas in here...
To which the gorilla replies, I'm not surprised, given the prices you charge.
So you see my dilemma. If I was to raise my hand, a truly awful joke might be unleashed upon the world...
I don't think any of us want to see that happen.
2007-02-07 23:47:31
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answered by busted.mike 4
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I have a sense of humor as far as taking humor in. But my mom says I am not funny as far as telling funny stories.
2007-02-08 00:32:29
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answered by Anonymous
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Dude, in this forum its kind of hard to see all those hands raised.
Of course you are right, but with everywhere going to rat poo, it is likely that the humour will be dark.
Keep smiling!
2007-02-07 22:59:25
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answered by 13caesars 4
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as long as u don't insult God, Jesus or the holy spirit my hands are up. i have a very good sense of humor, i love laughing.
2007-02-07 23:56:56
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answered by Miki 6
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You should have attached a joke or something to emphasise your point.
2007-02-07 23:34:34
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answered by ? 6
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man i feel so stupid for actually raising my hand.
2007-02-07 22:57:12
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answered by Anonymous
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Right, I've done it, what happens now?
2007-02-07 22:55:28
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answered by Boofie 6
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