Whats your funniest Family Guy moment?

Question

I reckon the intervention...

Lois: Peter you've been wearing that giant foam hat for 8 months now! For your friends and family, take it off!

Peter: Hey I can take this hat off whenever I want! I just don't want to.

(Friends and family move closer to take it off)

Peter: Get away!

[end scene] This is probably the funniest I've seen!

Answer 1

Peter (narrating his life): "I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life. (Lois knocks Peter out.)
I woke several hours later in a daze."

I love this show! =)

Answer 2

Stewie & Brian run away because Stewie wants to meet his favorite kids tv show heroine. They get to some desert and it's getting dark and Brian knows the temperature will get to freezing. They find a dead camel on top of this hill and Brian says to Stewie ..the only way to survive the night is to cut the camel open and drawl inside it's gut. Stewie gets on with the task, and no later when Stewie gets in the dead fetid camel & calls for Brian to join him Brian walks to the top of the hill and we get a nice view of a near by town making Stewie's messy and disgusting endeavor absolutely unnecessary. Brain immediately says, forget the dead camel lets go to the town. (I'm not quoting it exactly word for word but that's basically what happened. I thought I was going to bust a rib I laughed so hard.)

Answer 3

I like the one where he's talking to lois on the phone and then he pulls out a tape recorder with lois's voice on it "Peter take out the trash!" then he's like "sorry lois I gotta go" and then he hangs up.

Also the one where he's like "Dance with me Lois! Dance with me!!" Then he starts hoppin around and breaks the fridge. Too funny.

Also the part where he's like "Look at all this bread" and he's touching and shuffling through it all with his dirty hands.

Haha peters too funny.

Answer 4

I think its the episode where Peter builds the bar in his basement. He is going down the stairs and a spider drops down and scares him. He laughs and says something like " You see, you never know what you'll find down here" moments later a barking dog drops down like the spider before it and scares him shitless. I laugh everytime. Again im not sure if its in that particular episode but it was one of the first ones ever aired.

Answer 5

Peter recalls an ancestor from civil war that was siamese twin who shot his brother and 5 yrs later the skeleton was still attached to him!

Answer 6

The one where Brian owed Stewie money and when he didn't pay, Stewie whups that a**.