what was the greatest ever quote from simpsons. feel free to explain the episode if need be
2007-02-07 19:45:36 · 48 answers · asked by Darkcrow 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
Ralph Wiggum: "Me fail English? That's unpossible!"
No, on second thought I prefer Ralph's line:
"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me."
LMAO
A close runner up is the episode where Groundskeeper Willy has to teach the French class: "Bon jour-r-r-r, ya cheese-eatin' surrender monkeys!"
2007-02-08 03:49:25 · answer #1 · answered by Neerdowellian 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Homer is locked in a prison cell and there is a guy in the opposite corner playing a harmonica. Homer asks, "what are you in here for?"
The stranger replies "atmosphere."
Cracks me up everytime.
Another good one is between smithers and Mr burns when Marge is being taken as a sacrifice to Gorilla Island. When talking about how she will fair on the boat trip smithers says "Women and Seamen don't mix." Very Funny
2007-02-07 23:55:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
In the episode when the kids a stuck in the school because of snow. Homer and Ned go to rescue the kids by making a plow out of Neds roof. They are driving down the road and Ned says to Homer "I think we just hit something." and Homer replies"I hope it was Flanders."
2016-03-28 21:49:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweet merciful CRAP!
The Simpson's car was covered in sea shells and star fish by Lisa's new friends at the beach.
2007-02-08 03:53:52 · answer #4 · answered by Jennifer R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've got two favorites...
Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible!
also.. in the Y2K episode...
Lisa: Look at the "wonders" of the computer age now.
Homer: Wonders Lisa? Or blunders?
Lisa: I think that was implied by what I said.
Homer: Implied... Or implode?
Hahahahaha.. man. our generation knows WAAAAY too much about the Simpsons. Thanks for asking a great question!
2007-02-09 17:04:33 · answer #5 · answered by Boberella 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the episode with lisa talking about porkchops, bacon, an ham and homer says " oh, like theres some magical creature that all that meat comes from" or something to that extent
Paradyne 7 is the one I was thinking of
2007-02-07 20:50:26 · answer #6 · answered by pyledriver 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the halloween one where homer makes a time machine out of a toaster, he keeps changing the present by doing **** in the past. He comes into a room and groundskeeper willlie says : "homer, you're not home yet, but i can get you there.."
when he is hit in the back with an axe wielded by maggie. She removes her dummy and says, (in a deep voice) :"This is indeed a disturbing universe"
2007-02-07 19:51:43 · answer #7 · answered by Stannnn 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tree House of Horrors (can't remember which episode) The Shinning
Homer "no beer and tv make homer something something"
Marge "go crazy"
Homer "don't mind if I do"
2007-02-07 20:28:00 · answer #8 · answered by Loader2000 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok, ok. . .I have narrowed it down to two!!
Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
Woo Hoo!!
2007-02-07 20:03:36 · answer #9 · answered by paradyne77 2 · 6⤊ 1⤋
I have a lot of favs. Woohoo and D'oh from Homer.
I also laughed when I saw this episode:
Rod Flanders: Are you jealous of Brother Homer?
Ned Flanders: Maybe just a little bit.
Rod Flanders: I'm jealous of girls 'cause they get to wear dresses.
Ned Flanders: One problem at a time, boy.
2007-02-07 19:54:26 · answer #10 · answered by ?Erroneous? 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋