I recieved this email today, it's 9 dares tell me what you think of them and witch ones would you do...?

Question

1. Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
2. While going in an elevator, gasp dramatically each time the doors open.
3. Say to your boss, "I like your style", wink, and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers while making a clicking sound with your tongue that resembles the sound of a revolver.
4. Every time you get an email, shout ''e-mail''.
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone is over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. Call I.T. help desk and tell them that you can't seem to access any pornography web-sites
7. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10times
8. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".
9. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"

Answer 1

1) haha thats hilarious
2) um, gay
3) haha depends if you like and your boss and if you care wat he thinx of you....
4) um, yeah...
5) I dont drink coffee...
6) haha funny
7) expect to get hit/ have something thrown at you
8) omg funny
9) lol that is funny

i would do 1, and 9 i guess lol have fun