What is the best trick you have played on somebody?

Question

It can be anyone. Friend, family, complete stranger.......

I have played lots of them. But one of the best ones was when I was 14 years old and I was not allowed to join in a seance because I didn't watch the program Neighbours.

The participants forgot I was in the room, and they turned the lights off, sat in a circle, held hands and started humming.

Then one girl said "Claire Webster......Calling Claire Webster.......If you can hear us give us a sign like turn on the light or scratch the wall......."

I quietly reached up and turned the light on. Needless to say these girls screamed cause they thought they really did contact the dead. When they realised it was me they were furious and kicked me out of the room and made sure I stayed out.

I couldn't stop laughing.

Answer 1

Tee-hee!!!

Mine was much simpler. I asked the Receptionist to source a few items for me:

1. Left handed screw driver
2. Bucket of compressed air and
3. Verbal agreement form

She was stressed for days trying to find these things!

Answer 2

HAHAHAH alright i pretend 2 be a guy from my school on aim and this girl didnt know and i was all like i like u and stuff well here lemme paste it ALSO REMEMBER I WAS ACTING I DIDNT LIKE THE GIRL I WAS LEADING HER ON HEHEHEIaMaReJeCt2919: noooo
IaMaReJeCt2919: wait who is this??
IaMaReJeCt2919: tell me
IaMaReJeCt2919: tell me
IaMaReJeCt2919 signed off at 7:02:18 PM.
IaMaReJeCt2919 signed on at 8:20:02 PM.
IaMaReJeCt2919: who is this?
IaMaReJeCt2919:
IaMaReJeCt2919: who is this/
buzbball101: heh
IaMaReJeCt2919: who r u ?
IaMaReJeCt2919: ia m not talkin to u
buzbball101: Why do you want t noe?
buzbball101: what?
buzbball101: wait
buzbball101: wait
buzbball101: ill tell u
buzbball101: at school monday
IaMaReJeCt2919: no i am not tqalkin to u
buzbball101: what
IaMaReJeCt2919: talkin
buzbball101: wait
IaMaReJeCt2919: no
buzbball101: my friends are austin white micheal cole gavin and andre
IaMaReJeCt2919: send me a picture link thing i want to show u a pic
buzbball101 wants to directly connect.
IaMaReJeCt2919 is not accepting Direct IM requests or does not support the Direct IM feature..
IaMaReJeCt2919: grant?
IaMaReJeCt2919: r u grant
buzbball101: and him
buzbball101: the picture thing didnt work
IaMaReJeCt2919: no u send it to me
buzbball101 wants to directly connect.
IaMaReJeCt2919 is not accepting Direct IM requests or does not support the Direct IM feature..
buzbball101: what is ur other sn
buzbball101: Brunettes_rock?
IaMaReJeCt2919: not talkin to 2 untill u tell me who u r
IaMaReJeCt2919: what do u look like
IaMaReJeCt2919: tell me now
IaMaReJeCt2919: r u garry
IaMaReJeCt2919: HELLO
buzbball101: garry?
buzbball101: gary u mean?
buzbball101: no am not
IaMaReJeCt2919: garry as in garry robert
IaMaReJeCt2919: who r u
IaMaReJeCt2919: send me a picture thing
IaMaReJeCt2919: talk to me now
buzbball101: i am not ready
IaMaReJeCt2919: 4 what/
buzbball101: to tell u!
IaMaReJeCt2919: goto teh chat
IaMaReJeCt2919: go to the
IaMaReJeCt2919: chat
buzbball101: were is that?
IaMaReJeCt2919: oh nvm
buzbball101: o the chat room button?
IaMaReJeCt2919: ok what do u look like
buzbball101: im white
IaMaReJeCt2919: well duh
IaMaReJeCt2919: brown hair
IaMaReJeCt2919: wait .michael cole
IaMaReJeCt2919: r u michael
buzbball101: no
IaMaReJeCt2919: u promise
buzbball101: didnt isay he was wanna of my friends
IaMaReJeCt2919: b honnest
buzbball101: I AM not michal cole
buzbball101: o.. wait
IaMaReJeCt2919: chance c>
buzbball101: no
IaMaReJeCt2919: o wait what?
buzbball101: ya wen i said I AM not michal cole
buzbball101: wehn i capsed the i am part kinda looked like i was saying i am
IaMaReJeCt2919: so u are not michael cole
buzbball101: nop
IaMaReJeCt2919: b honest i cant stand liars
IaMaReJeCt2919: ok il will go out with u if u tell me who u r
IaMaReJeCt2919: i am so not lying
buzbball101: so then why did u say in history class liars go to hell caleb ill c u there?
buzbball101: oops!
buzbball101: CRAP
IaMaReJeCt2919: its garry
buzbball101: ...
IaMaReJeCt2919: no caleb
buzbball101: pfft lol
IaMaReJeCt2919: garyy
buzbball101: its so obvious
IaMaReJeCt2919: gary right
buzbball101: no
IaMaReJeCt2919: caleb
IaMaReJeCt2919: ?
IaMaReJeCt2919: fine
IaMaReJeCt2919: i will do anything if u tell me who u r
IaMaReJeCt2919: ANYTHING
buzbball101: hmmmmmm.... anything.....
buzbball101: jus kidn
IaMaReJeCt2919: so anything hint the word anything
IaMaReJeCt2919: tell me your name
IaMaReJeCt2919: yeah its so garry this is garry
buzbball101: omfg
buzbball101: its not freakin gary
IaMaReJeCt2919: no davis
IaMaReJeCt2919: david
buzbball101: no
buzbball101: why would it b david?
IaMaReJeCt2919: yes it is
buzbball101: no it is!
buzbball101: isnt
IaMaReJeCt2919: i never hear anone else say omfg
buzbball101: i meant isnt
IaMaReJeCt2919: yes it is david
buzbball101: omfg
IaMaReJeCt2919: yeah
buzbball101: its nothing new
buzbball101: well cause i dont normaly talk to u
buzbball101: cause if i did then you would no
IaMaReJeCt2919: so it is david
buzbball101: IT ISNT
IaMaReJeCt2919: yes it is
IaMaReJeCt2919: r u in anyof my other clases
buzbball101: ya
IaMaReJeCt2919: what hours
buzbball101: not telling
buzbball101: cause then you will weed out
IaMaReJeCt2919: no like i am gunna figure it out
IaMaReJeCt2919: wait u r in my science class
IaMaReJeCt2919: ryan tate
buzbball101: ....
buzbball101: how would he get ur sn?
IaMaReJeCt2919: ... what
IaMaReJeCt2919: well idk i mena u r him
IaMaReJeCt2919: mean
IaMaReJeCt2919: no this is so david
IaMaReJeCt2919: ok what hours do u have with me
buzbball101: i have
buzbball101: 2nd hour
buzbball101: 1st hour
buzbball101: and 4hour
IaMaReJeCt2919: who r u
buzbball101: when im ready ill tell u
buzbball101: it might b monday
buzbball101: mayb tommarow
IaMaReJeCt2919: its
buzbball101: or powder puff football day
IaMaReJeCt2919: josh bernard its you
buzbball101: ....
buzbball101: he has no life
IaMaReJeCt2919: yes it so is
IaMaReJeCt2919: yes it is
buzbball101: wrong
IaMaReJeCt2919: ok josh what teacher did u have 4 1st grade
buzbball101: iuno
buzbball101: mrs. Sassmen
IaMaReJeCt2919: ok r u sure we have 1,2 and 4th hour toghther
IaMaReJeCt2919: nope
buzbball101: if it was really josh
buzbball101: would he answer correct?
IaMaReJeCt2919: no he wouldnt
IaMaReJeCt2919: r u sure we have 1,2 and 4ht hour toghether
buzbball101: Like im going to tell u
buzbball101: if i was ready
IaMaReJeCt2919: liar
buzbball101: u would no!
IaMaReJeCt2919: then call me
IaMaReJeCt2919: and we can talk jsut me and u
buzbball101: i am not ready
IaMaReJeCt2919: u can have my full attention
IaMaReJeCt2919: i will go out with u
IaMaReJeCt2919: daniel young
buzbball101: omfg
buzbball101: so u will?
buzbball101: ****!!!
IaMaReJeCt2919: yes tel me who u r
buzbball101: u guessed it smarty
IaMaReJeCt2919: i will go out with u
IaMaReJeCt2919: who is it
IaMaReJeCt2919: who u r
buzbball101: .....
buzbball101: daniel
IaMaReJeCt2919: ............
IaMaReJeCt2919: daniel young
buzbball101: yes..
IaMaReJeCt2919: u r not in my 1st hour
buzbball101: i told u
buzbball101: im not gonna say the truth
buzbball101: smarty
IaMaReJeCt2919: so r we goin out
buzbball101: so will u date me?
IaMaReJeCt2919: well i kinda need to no who u r
IaMaReJeCt2919: so i no that if we make out i know who u r
IaMaReJeCt2919: tell me who u r
buzbball101: im daniel!
IaMaReJeCt2919: ok what happened in bible like um last week with me and your
IaMaReJeCt2919: and hayley
buzbball101: crap it didnt work
buzbball101: o well
buzbball101: i was trying to trick u
IaMaReJeCt2919: what didnt work
IaMaReJeCt2919: ok what happened in bible last week
buzbball101: im not daniel
IaMaReJeCt2919: yes u r
buzbball101: omfg
IaMaReJeCt2919: u vonfessed twice
buzbball101: im not!
IaMaReJeCt2919: confessed
IaMaReJeCt2919: yes u r
buzbball101: im not!!
IaMaReJeCt2919: i wil make out with u if u tell me who u r
IaMaReJeCt2919: whenever and how ever long u want
buzbball101: ?
buzbball101: WOW
IaMaReJeCt2919: ????
IaMaReJeCt2919: wow i ned to no
IaMaReJeCt2919: need*
buzbball101: heh
buzbball101: bobby
buzbball101: im boby
IaMaReJeCt2919: no ur not
buzbball101: dam
IaMaReJeCt2919: u r a liar
buzbball101: well
IaMaReJeCt2919: ok wo the hell r u
IaMaReJeCt2919: who
buzbball101: I really do like you
IaMaReJeCt2919: who the crap ru
buzbball101: and i hate what im doing but my friends say its better if i tell u this way
IaMaReJeCt2919: ok well then tell me
buzbball101: I wish i was ready
IaMaReJeCt2919: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh u no that i will break up with u if u dont tell me who u r
buzbball101: we arent even going out
IaMaReJeCt2919: i will never b able to go out with u if i dont tell me
IaMaReJeCt2919: even though i like mysterous guy
IaMaReJeCt2919: its hott but u r to mysterious
IaMaReJeCt2919: who r u
IaMaReJeCt2919: who the crap r u
buzbball101: I am
buzbball101: Your lover
IaMaReJeCt2919: ok name works better 4 me
IaMaReJeCt2919: kyle larson
buzbball101: lol no
IaMaReJeCt2919: ok its not gunna work out if u cant tell me i will NEVER go ut with u if u dont tel me now
IaMaReJeCt2919: EVER
IaMaReJeCt2919: EVER
IaMaReJeCt2919: EVER
buzbball101: u will
IaMaReJeCt2919: EVER
IaMaReJeCt2919: EEVER
buzbball101: cause im hott
IaMaReJeCt2919: no
IaMaReJeCt2919: well who r u
IaMaReJeCt2919: fine do u want me to goout with michael cole and u will neverhave the chance with me ever
buzbball101: that would suck
IaMaReJeCt2919: yeah do u want it to happen
IaMaReJeCt2919: r u there?
buzbball101: im here
buzbball101: im thinking
buzbball101: i dont want that to happen but will u go out with micheal just cause of that?
IaMaReJeCt2919: no other thing but i will save my self 4 u so please tell me who u r
IaMaReJeCt2919: do u play f-ball
buzbball101: i have
IaMaReJeCt2919: please please tell me
IaMaReJeCt2919: do u have a older brother
buzbball101: i really would tell u
IaMaReJeCt2919: what about a sister
IaMaReJeCt2919: then tell me
buzbball101: well first
buzbball101: who would u got with?
IaMaReJeCt2919: what?
IaMaReJeCt2919: i dont understand
buzbball101: if i didnttell u
buzbball101: who would you go out with
IaMaReJeCt2919: if u didnt tell me then i would never go out with u
IaMaReJeCt2919: if u did then right now i would go out with u or save myself untill u r ready
IaMaReJeCt2919: talk to me
buzbball101: Well im kinda Pissed at my self cause i cant tell u!
IaMaReJeCt2919: pshhhh
IaMaReJeCt2919: wait r u seth
buzbball101: no
buzbball101: seth who?
IaMaReJeCt2919: l in 8th grade
buzbball101: nop
buzbball101: LOL!
IaMaReJeCt2919: ok who the crap ru u r getting on my nerves
IaMaReJeCt2919: hey wel i am gunna go
buzbball101: man u are the lovliest girl ive ever known
buzbball101: WAIT
buzbball101: dam
IaMaReJeCt2919: and concider us never going out
buzbball101: go on
IaMaReJeCt2919: then tell me
buzbball101: Good by my love
IaMaReJeCt2919: no tell me and DOTN call me that i dont no u
buzbball101: u do! but you just dont realize it!
IaMaReJeCt2919: then refresh my memory
buzbball101: Think!
IaMaReJeCt2919: i am
buzbball101: plus get as many people to ask me who i am
buzbball101: ill giv in
buzbball101: u got charles
IaMaReJeCt2919: no please tell me
buzbball101: courtney
IaMaReJeCt2919: NO I DIDNT
buzbball101: ok
buzbball101: sorry
IaMaReJeCt2919: DUDE TELL EM NOW OR WE WILL N-E-V-E-R- GP OUT
IaMaReJeCt2919: GO*
IaMaReJeCt2919: NEVER
IaMaReJeCt2919: NEVER
buzbball101: i beat
buzbball101: charles
buzbball101: said my name was jamal lewis
IaMaReJeCt2919: WHO
IaMaReJeCt2919: CHARLES?
buzbball101: luck
buzbball101: charles luck
IaMaReJeCt2919: WHAT IDK HIM
IaMaReJeCt2919: TELL ME NOW
buzbball101: yes u do!
IaMaReJeCt2919: NO I DOTN TELL ME
IaMaReJeCt2919: TELL ME
IaMaReJeCt2919: TELL ME
IaMaReJeCt2919: TELL ME
IaMaReJeCt2919: TELL ME
IaMaReJeCt2919: WHAT DO I NEED TO DO
IaMaReJeCt2919: BRB
IaMaReJeCt2919: TELL ME
IaMaReJeCt2919: DUDE U R SCARING ME I AM AHAKING ME
IaMaReJeCt2919: NO I AM SHAKING I AM SO SCARED
buzbball101: no ur not
IaMaReJeCt2919: OH YES I AM
IaMaReJeCt2919: PLEASE I WIL DO ANYTHING
buzbball101: i just love you and that innocent
buzbball101: ness
IaMaReJeCt2919: WHAT?
buzbball101: i love u!
IaMaReJeCt2919: OK I CAN TSAY I ,3 U B/C I DONT NO U
IaMaReJeCt2919: <3
buzbball101: NO!
buzbball101: NO!!!!!!!
buzbball101: i will not lose u again hannah!
IaMaReJeCt2919: AGAIN
buzbball101: wha
buzbball101: huh ididnt say again
buzbball101: i said x men
IaMaReJeCt2919: "I WILL NOT LOSE U AGAIN HANNAH"
buzbball101: X-MEN
buzbball101: not again
buzbball101: waht u talkin bout
buzbball101: I SAID X-MEn
IaMaReJeCt2919: NO U DUDNT
buzbball101: i did!
IaMaReJeCt2919: NO U DIDNT I HAVE PROOFE
IaMaReJeCt2919: ANDREI NICOLI
IaMaReJeCt2919: SO NOW U LIKE COURTNEY
buzbball101: im not andrei
buzbball101: omfg
buzbball101: im not
buzbball101: plz
IaMaReJeCt2919: BUT U SAID WHEN I LEFT THE CHAT OK NOW I LIKE U COURTNEY
buzbball101: that was a joke
buzbball101: please...... i really do love you hannah
buzbball101: i just need some time
IaMaReJeCt2919: OK WHATEVER I AM SCARED THAT U NO ME AND IDK U I AM SHAKING IAM SCARED
IaMaReJeCt2919: IDK WHATTO DO
IaMaReJeCt2919: TELL ME WHO U R
buzbball101: just embrace the love
IaMaReJeCt2919: NO I AM NOT
IaMaReJeCt2919: GUNNA
IaMaReJeCt2919: WHO R U
buzbball101: plz
buzbball101: just accept
IaMaReJeCt2919: NO I AM NOT TELL MY YOUR FRIST NAME
IaMaReJeCt2919: R PLAYIN A TRICK ON MY OR R U SERIOUS
IaMaReJeCt2919: I WILL BLOCK U IF U DONT TEL ME WHO U R
IaMaReJeCt2919: UN 15
IaMaReJeCt2919: ...........14
IaMaReJeCt2919: .......13
buzbball101: blcok me
IaMaReJeCt2919: .....12
IaMaReJeCt2919: 11
IaMaReJeCt2919: 10
buzbball101: u will never no who loved u then...
IaMaReJeCt2919: 9
buzbball101: good bye
IaMaReJeCt2919: 8
IaMaReJeCt2919: 7
IaMaReJeCt2919: 6
IaMaReJeCt2919: 5
IaMaReJeCt2919: 4
IaMaReJeCt2919: OK THEN WE WILL NEVER GO OUT
IaMaReJeCt2919: EVER
IaMaReJeCt2919: EVER
IaMaReJeCt2919: EVER
IaMaReJeCt2919: EVER
buzbball101: thats as fate has it i gyess
IaMaReJeCt2919: WHAT?
IaMaReJeCt2919: JAIR YOUNG
IaMaReJeCt2919: U R JAIT YOUNG
buzbball101: now thats just retarded
IaMaReJeCt2919: JAIR*
IaMaReJeCt2919: LIKE U
buzbball101: omfg
IaMaReJeCt2919: 4
buzbball101: im not jair
IaMaReJeCt2919: .......3
IaMaReJeCt2919: ...2
buzbball101: he;s name is pinky rang
buzbball101: i love u!
buzbball101: good bye!!
IaMaReJeCt2919: ANY LAST WORDS
buzbball101: yes
IaMaReJeCt2919: ............................
IaMaReJeCt2919: DONT SAY I ,3 U
IaMaReJeCt2919: <3*
IaMaReJeCt2919: 1 3/4
buzbball101: I LOVE U VERY MUCH AND I WOULD LIKE TO TELL YOU BUT I CAN'T CAUSE IM BEING HELLED BACK BY MY FRINEDS AND MY NAME IS SOKDSHIT!!!!
buzbball101: SORRY
buzbball101: THEY GRABBED ME
IaMaReJeCt2919: 1 1/2
buzbball101: AND I
IaMaReJeCt2919: AND U WHAT?
buzbball101: AND I WILL AKLWAYS LOVE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
buzbball101: *BLOWS KISS*
IaMaReJeCt2919: I HATE U
IaMaReJeCt2919: I WILL NEVER <3 U
buzbball101: *HITS HER CHEEK*
IaMaReJeCt2919: GO TOHELL
IaMaReJeCt2919: ROT IN HELL
buzbball101: LOL
IaMaReJeCt2919: IDK WHO U R AND I LIKE U
buzbball101: U DO>?!
buzbball101: U LIKE ME!
IaMaReJeCt2919: BUT U DONT TELL METHINGS
IaMaReJeCt2919: SO ITS NOT GUNNA WORK OUT
buzbball101: IT WILL!
IaMaReJeCt2919: YES I HAVE LIKED U 4 EVER
IaMaReJeCt2919: SO PLEASE I WILL DO ANYTHING SO TELLME WHO U R
buzbball101: IM AFRAID I CANT YET!
IaMaReJeCt2919: WHAT IS GUNNA HAPPEN IF U TEL ME
buzbball101: WELL I WONT C U
buzbball101: EVER IF I DO
buzbball101: ITS LIFE AND DEATH
IaMaReJeCt2919: I WONT TEL ANYONE THAT U TOLD ME
IaMaReJeCt2919: HOW
IaMaReJeCt2919: ?
IaMaReJeCt2919: LIAR
buzbball101: WELL WHEN THE PEOPLE THAT WILL KILL ME ARE RIGHT HERE NEXT TO ME
IaMaReJeCt2919: SO U R GUNNA DIE IF U TELL ME
buzbball101: YA
IaMaReJeCt2919: OH PLEASE
buzbball101: OK OK
buzbball101: BUT SOCIALY YES
IaMaReJeCt2919: NO ONE WILL NO
buzbball101: CEPT THE PEOPLE AT MY HOUSE LOOKING AT THE SCREEN
IaMaReJeCt2919: Y AM I UGLY
buzbball101: U ARENT UGLTy~
buzbball101: U ARE BEAUTIFAL~!
IaMaReJeCt2919: NO ON EIS THIER U R TRYIN TO MAKE UP EXCUSED
buzbball101: IM NOT
buzbball101: I WOULD TELL U
IaMaReJeCt2919: BUT WHAT
buzbball101: BUT
buzbball101: I CANT
buzbball101: BECAUSE
IaMaReJeCt2919: OK SO U WOULDNT DIE 4 ME
buzbball101: GOOD POINT
IaMaReJeCt2919: WELL I HATE U
buzbball101: WELL
buzbball101: I WOULD BUT NOT LIKE THAT!
IaMaReJeCt2919: OK WHATEVER
buzbball101: I'D TAKE A BULLET FOR U
IaMaReJeCt2919: WHATEVER
IaMaReJeCt2919: I AM GOING TO BLOCK U
buzbball101: THEN
IaMaReJeCt2919: BLOCKING IN PROCESS
buzbball101: I WILL TELL U
buzbball101: WHEN I KISS U
IaMaReJeCt2919: WHO R U
buzbball101: ULL NO
buzbball101: AND THERE WILL B A EVEN BETTER SUPRISE IF U WIN! THE POWDER PUFF FOOTBALL GAME
IaMaReJeCt2919: R U MAKIN ME DEPRESSED AND I CANT HANDLE THIS SO PLEASE I WILL ,3 U 4 EVER THROUGH GOOD AND BAD THING I <3 U SO MUCH I WOUL DLOVE TO MAKE OUR RELATIONSHIP STRONGER BUT I CAN TB/C U HOLD THINGS BACK FROM ME AND I DONT LIKE THAT SO PLEASE TELL ME
IaMaReJeCt2919: I CANT HANDLE THIS AND SO PLEASE HELP MEIN MY TIME OF NEAD
IaMaReJeCt2919: NEED
IaMaReJeCt2919: :-[
buzbball101: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
buzbball101: I FELL YOUR GRIEF!!!!!!!
buzbball101: I WISH I COULD BUT IM NOT READY FOR THE DECIDING MOMENT WHEATER OR NOT U DECIDE IF U FEEL THE SAME WAY!
IaMaReJeCt2919: IDK WHAT ELSE TO SA I HAVE POURED MY SELF OUT GIVEN U EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE ALL I HAVE AND U CANT TELL ME
IaMaReJeCt2919: SO WHAT I FEAL IS THAT I AM BEIN USED AND I CANT HANDLE THAT I FEAL MISTREATED AS USUAL SO PLEASE WOULDNT U LIKE TO B THE GUY THAT I TRUST AND ,3 WITH ALL MY HEART AND BELEVE THAT HE WILL B THERE 4 ME NO MATER WHAT
IaMaReJeCt2919: WOULDNT THAT B A GREATER REWARD THAN ANYTHING?
buzbball101: THAT AND THE FACT THAT HIS COULD BE A JOKE?
buzbball101: BUT ITS NOT
IaMaReJeCt2919: HIS?
buzbball101: THIS*
buzbball101: BUT ITS NOT
buzbball101: SCARED U THERE DIDNT I?
IaMaReJeCt2919: I AM SHOCKED
IaMaReJeCt2919: WOW THIS IS A JOKE AND I GOT USED AGAIN I JUST CANT HANDLE THIS
buzbball101: ITS NOT!
IaMaReJeCt2919: WOW
buzbball101: NO!!!!
IaMaReJeCt2919: ALL I CAN DO IS GET STEPED ON AGAIN AND AGIAN
buzbball101: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!
buzbball101: THATS NOT IT!!~!!!!
IaMaReJeCt2919: IT NEVER GETS OLD 2 SOME PPL I GUESS
IaMaReJeCt2919: WOW THANKS U SCREWED UP MY LIFE
IaMaReJeCt2919: I DONT HATE U
IaMaReJeCt2919: I FEAL SO WEL LIKE CRAP AND I GUESS I AM CRAP SO YES I DESERVE THIS
buzbball101: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IaMaReJeCt2919: WHAT EVER
buzbball101: I AM SO DUMB I AM REALLY DUMB!!!!
buzbball101: IM THE STUPID MOST ****** UP PERSON EVER!
IaMaReJeCt2919: I AM CRYING
IaMaReJeCt2919: IS THIS WHAT U WANTED TO HAPPEN ALL B/C U CANTTELL ME WHO U R
IaMaReJeCt2919: THANKS
IaMaReJeCt2919: REALLY
buzbball101: NO!!!
buzbball101: IM JUST ****** UP
IaMaReJeCt2919: FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY BROKEN HEART
buzbball101: O GOD!
buzbball101: I DONT NO WHAT TO DO ANY MORE!
buzbball101: I NEED!
IaMaReJeCt2919: IDK WHO U EVEN R
buzbball101: TO THINK
buzbball101: I HAVE TO GO
IaMaReJeCt2919: AND U CANT GIVE ME YOUR NAME
buzbball101: I DONT NO IF ILL BE BACK
buzbball101: BUT
buzbball101: I JUST NEED TO GO!
IaMaReJeCt2919: NO PLEASE DONT GO
buzbball101: I HAE TO
IaMaReJeCt2919: PLEASE
buzbball101: I NEED TO!
IaMaReJeCt2919: I WANT TO DIE
IaMaReJeCt2919: THANKS I
buzbball101: I CANT TAKE ALL OF THIS DEPRESSION!!!
buzbball101: ITS TO MUCH!
IaMaReJeCt2919: JUST TELL ME WHO U R
buzbball101: THE ONLY GIRL IVE LOVED HATES ME!
IaMaReJeCt2919: THAT IS ALL U HAVE TO DO
buzbball101: WHATS THE USE OF MY LIFE
IaMaReJeCt2919: I DONT HATE U I <3 U
buzbball101: ITS USELESS
IaMaReJeCt2919: I JUST NEES TO NO WHAT YOUR NAME IS
IaMaReJeCt2919: U R NOT USELES
IaMaReJeCt2919: U R WONDERFUL AMASONG HOTT ALL AROUND ONEOF THE BEST GUYS EVER
IaMaReJeCt2919: ALL I NEED ODYOUR NAME
IaMaReJeCt2919: I NEED YOUR NAME
IaMaReJeCt2919: THAT IS IT
IaMaReJeCt2919: YOUR NAME
IaMaReJeCt2919: PLEASE
IaMaReJeCt2919: IT WILL HEL P ME SO MUCH
IaMaReJeCt2919: JUST YOUR NAME
IaMaReJeCt2919: R U THERE
IaMaReJeCt2919: JUST NO THAT I <3 U I REALLY DO U DONT HAVE TO TELL ME YOUR NAME I JUST ,3 U I CAN TLET U SLIP AWAY
IaMaReJeCt2919: <3*
IaMaReJeCt2919: CANT LET
IaMaReJeCt2919: WELL CALL ME 494-2075(dont call that)
IaMaReJeCt2919: YES THAT IS MY REAL #
IaMaReJeCt2919: MY NAME IS HANNAH CHRESTINE DEMUTH AND I WANT TO DIE
IaMaReJeCt2919 signed off at 10:31:14 PM.

Answer 3

I arranged a fake drug bust with a friend who was a cop. He planted some pot on me, and when the sniffer dog found it, I said I was keeping it for my pastor. So my pastor and I were both arrested, and driven off to the police station. My pastor was so stressed out and so were all the kids in the youth group that saw it all happen. Girls were crying, guys were confused....Good times.

Answer 4

Breakfast cereal. I always avoid buying "sugar" cereals. Well, one time I bought for my daughter some cheerios that were sugar coated. I switched the inner bag with "regular" cheerios. She ate the regular cheerios for 2 mornings, not noticing anything different (and without, of course, adding sugar - that is one bland bowl of cheerios - she never noticed!) I was laughing every morning while I poured her cereal into my bowl, and she ate the regular cheerios.

I guess you had to be there.

Answer 5

the street i used to work at a bar on was full of other bars and restaurants and everyone who worked at all of them knew everyone. whenever one of our restaurants got a new server, our managers, or one of us saying the manager said so, would send the new server to one bar's kitchen asking to borrow a bag of steam. when that server got to the 1st place, they would say, oh wait, we lent it to this place, etc etc...until the server had gone to practically all the restaurants on the street looking for this loaned out bag of steam...you'd be REALLY surprised that almost everyone fell for this, AND it took them forever to realize it didnt exist. the best part was when someone arranged to have my ex who was just starting a job next door come into our bar and ask us....soooo hard not to laugh in his face in order to keep with the prank!

Answer 6

My friend was ALWAYS playing practical jokes on me. I stopped it for good by putting his BRAND NEW 1996 Grand Prix for sale in the city's newspaper...for 8K..."must sell". His phone didn't stop ringing (day and night) for a week!

Answer 7

I like to change the keys around on workmates keyboards. Keeps me and them entertained for hours.

Answer 8

When this guy I worked with was on vacation, I glued EVERYTHING down on his desk in the position he left it. ( Including everything in his desk drawer, right down to paperclips. He took the joke and admired my thoroughness..

Answer 9

once put cling wrap over the toilet seat