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someone PLEASE give me some pointers. i really dont want to lose but mostly i dont want a black eye. please dont say "walk away" its not an option.

2007-02-07 16:17:22 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Other - Family & Relationships

dude ? i live in new orleans .. u bring a gun someone dies.... and no1 wants that

2007-02-07 16:29:09 · update #1

dude ? i live in new orleans .. u bring a gun someone dies.... and no1 wants that

2007-02-07 16:29:15 · update #2

im fighting to help a friend he got jumped today and they say theyre gonna do it again tomorrow so thats when i help him =] i am brave i figure wtf if i get hurt i just try not to die.

2007-02-07 17:58:52 · update #3

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My friend! I'm a black belt, I was in the army, so let me tell you; You don't learn to fight on-line. And no matter how good you are it's a 50% chances for anyone if both have about the same skills, strength and weight, and both will always get seriously hurt. If you need to ask is a bad sign, it means you are in trouble. If he is bigger or stronger and more confident be prepared to get bitten up real good, to get more than a black eye and to lose a few teeth and may be getting killed (even if he didn't mean to kill you).

And don't listen those losers that tell you "just use a low blow" or "do this and that" it's not as easy to do it as it sounds, but it's easy to give advise when they are not the ones getting beaten up. You should only fight in self defense or to protect others. Macho fights are just plain stupid.

You say "it's not an option", well then get ready for pain cause there's no way to be Mike Tyson overnight. And you are wrong there are always options, you are just afraid to be called a coward. So go there be brave a lose a few teeth (not many girl in your future if you got no teeth) or get killed. Your grave will read "Here lays another brave man". Walk away! and if your "friends" call you coward, then they are not your real friends.

2007-02-07 17:05:16 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 0 0

how nice... a "nooner"? i mean what is more of a turn on than when 2 guys schedule a non-professional fight? the only things you need to remember are: 1. aim 2. make a FIST*(unless you want another fight tomorrow.) 3. dont close your eyes. 4. block 5. duck and 6. when you hear the lunch lady blowing her wistle, run!!

2007-02-08 00:29:06 · answer #2 · answered by sunshine 5 · 0 0

this may sound foreign but i win fights. fluid motion, when you react to his fighting style like water it gives you the upper hand. watch his shoulders and hips movement comes from those places first. be faster than him don't think just react. if you think you'll lose. plus you can study fights by going to youtube and keyword fights and fighting and fighting tips and lessons etc.

2007-02-08 00:47:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Outsmart him! Go for it first before he can realize anything. Move fast and be quick on your feet. Confuse him! Keep from the face (if possible). Punch, punch, punch! Good luck! You asked, you received! Nothing more, nothing less.......

2007-02-08 00:24:11 · answer #4 · answered by artutina 4 · 0 0

If it is a physcial fight..... rent some people from WWF( wrestling guys)... and ask them to hit you opponent black and blue...
or better still.... call Goerge Bush ...( if you have voted for him in the election )... he can fight with anyone.....

2007-02-08 00:39:07 · answer #5 · answered by importer911 2 · 0 0

well, if you're fighting a guy, just kick him in the no-no area... if you know what I am saying then kick kick punch... lol I dunno. Just outsmart him by words. I really have no idea. and you need to know self- defense

2007-02-08 00:27:24 · answer #6 · answered by .:zora:. 3 · 0 0

bring a gun. use it.

2007-02-08 00:23:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

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