How can we expunge the power patriarchy that causes male turtles to beat and rape?

Question

Look at this awful video:

http://www.noob.us/humor/turtle-rape-caught-on-tape/

She doesn't give it up, so what does he do? This sort of thing is never justified and it certainly isn't funny (I don't know why it is in the humour section). This is evidence of a violent patriarchal rape culture among turtles.

She wouldn't give it up so he BEAT AND RAPED HER. This rape was caught on camera, the evidence was there and yet the turtle went free afterwards?!

Is the first step in expunging the patriarchy that obviously caused the turtle to do this is to lock these turtles up!

Why did this turtle do this, power? How must that female turtle FEEL?! Why isn't this recognised more?!

Should we have a rally to speak out about this??

Answer 1

put them in cuffs

Answer 2

I understand now...I feel so ashamed for "diminishing your pain" in your previous posts. It is obvious you have been the victim of some form of "bestial rape" and are reaching out for help. What else would explain your obsession? So what was it? The Mallard, the Dolphin, or the Turtle? Or was it all three, some form of multi-species gang rape? That was it, wasn't it? Or, were there more? Maybe tomorrow we'll find out that a salmon, a bear, or a donkey was also involved (I guess we'll just have to wait and see.) You poor, misunderstood soul. It must have been terrible for you. It must be particularly hard since you know your attackers will never be brought to justice (the Mallard has "flown" the area, and is reported to be somewhere far "south" of where the attack took place.) Perhaps you should start a recovery group with some of those Mallard and turtle victims, and then you can talk about your FEELINGS on the subject...and perhaps, eventually, heal. Be strong Happers, the first step is confronting what those vicious, brutal "animals" did to you. Remember it wasn't your fault!! (Of course, parading around so provocatively in that hot red "fowl" costume you use to impersonate Baba Yaga probably didn't help in the case of the Mallard...how is any duck supposed to resist how hot you look in THAT?)
But you know, this explains a lot. Like the fact that the Turtle was a feminist, and this is the source of your hatred. Of course, your other two attackers were males...Stockholm Syndrome, maybe? Anyway, I'm really sorry I said "your self-esteem is as small as your package" (especially since the Dolphin also made fun of your "endowment", as he was brutalizing you, thus making you relive the whole thing again). No wonder you were so upset.

Answer 3

Unlike the humans its not about power or hate
its plain to make the species survive & it's not rape

Answer 4

That's easily fixed. We hire a pack of Dolphins to take care of them for us. Then we feed the Dolphins to the Cat-people! Then when the Cat-People least expect it they get taken for a ride by the " Can't drive to save My Life people"" who crash and burn on a grassy knoll whilst fleeing UFOs. See, I told You it was easy.

Answer 5

maybe we could make some turtle soup out of him. he is obviously a dangerous criminal that needs to be stopped (like those mallard ducks and the dolphins). shame on him.

Answer 6

I got raped by a Mallard and I feel so humiliated and ashamed!!

tl;dr post follows just to prove I'm a whacko.

blah blah blabber blaba blah blabber.

Answer 7

u know in some countries they chop off ur hand if u steal. so maybe they should chop off whats bothering them. what do u think? should teach them a lesson

Answer 8

No doubt the feminists of America while handle a candlelight vigil in front of pet shops, to cast a spell on the store's karma.

ha ahaha ahaha Feminists are so painfully stupid.

Answer 9

i can't beleive you're comparing this to a woman being raped, and express more concern about it. hopefully none of your female relatives or friends ever experience being raped, and if they do, i hope you're more sensitive about it to them.

Answer 10

I want whatever you are smoking