If Amanda Bynes was a giant on nick?

Question

Amanda Bynes.

Answer 1

Jerry, if you're going to come on Y!A with some bizarre giantess/huge woman fetish and try to bait the users into giving you some fresh spank material then you're going to have to be a *little* more clever when you ask your questions. Take the "OH NOEZ! I got caught outside in my underwear and I'm PALE!" freak who pops up every few weeks. He's subtle about it and gets people to talk about seeing him almost naked, which allows him to get semi-wood on his sad little unit so he can pound one out while he surfs Y!A with one hand. Same for the "Whose celebrity barefeet would you like to tickle their barefeet who huh barefeet barefeet?" crowd. (I don't know what it is with the foot fetishists and their inability to type "bare feet" as two words, but that's beside the point.)

What I'm saying, Jerry, is that you have a very specific, peculiar, and - let's face it - embarrassing fetish that not many people know about and that's going to be hard to work into a Y!A question in a manner that's going to give you proper "wood-working" material. You should take a little while, refine your technique, and try again later (with *both* hands this time!) in order to get better results.

Or, failing that, you could look into the mirror, realise that no woman will ever give you a second look - much less touch your sad, broken little package, and go throw yourself off a bridge.

Answer 2

Whos??? a giant

Answer 3

yeah, she was on nick, so what's your question?

Answer 4

What is your question? More specifics please...

Answer 5

what????????