Tell me some of your favorites.. my personal favorite is "Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, youre a mile away and you have their shoes."
2007-02-07 14:57:29 · 10 answers · asked by Rissa406 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
"for some reason, don't ask why, its what you need but don't want thats good for you, and what you don't need but really really want thats bad for you.
2007-02-07 15:03:44 · answer #1 · answered by Soccer_Fan_1111 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woman broke up with me and sent me pictures of her & her
new boyfriend in bed together. Solution? I sent them to her dad
~ Christopher Case
All right, look if you absolutely have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timing's right. And that's what deathbeds are for.
when someone tells you nothing is impossible ask them to dribble a football
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.- Woody Allen
'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt- Mark Twain
There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it
2007-02-09 21:58:36 · answer #2 · answered by Soccer<3 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My favorite is...
“For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone.”
--Audrey Hepburn
Oh, wait, but that's not humorous. Still, that's my favorite.
2007-02-07 23:01:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why does the dumb stuff seem so smart when you're doing it? --Dennis the Menace
Don't argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
2007-02-07 23:05:14 · answer #4 · answered by shallowMadallow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends
2007-02-07 23:01:42 · answer #5 · answered by e-dawg 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a postive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will irrtate others enough to make it worth the effort.
2007-02-07 23:06:37 · answer #6 · answered by fine_ass_fatty21 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't have a funny life quote, but yours was pretty cool!!
2007-02-07 23:00:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it better to remain silent and to look a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt-mark twain.
2007-02-07 23:00:46 · answer #8 · answered by Arwen73 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like Marilyn Monroe. "It's not true I had nothing on. I had the radio on." and "I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time." :))
2007-02-07 23:10:10 · answer #9 · answered by Didi B. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Life sucks, but; any thing that sucks really can't be all that bad.
2007-02-07 23:00:22 · answer #10 · answered by LORD Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋