If my meal looked up at me as I was about to eat it...... i'd say someone dosed my wine with acid again... ( yes, again )
I can just picture my sushi hopping up off the plate, grabbing a chopstick & poking me in the eye with it.... screaming.... "Hey, how do YOU like it tough guy"
2007-02-07 14:07:45
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answered by Anonymous
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Most meals I eat beg me to eat them so I do. It's quite an art, you know.
Congratulations. It's a long trail of Q&A to Level 5.
Even longer to Level 7. Do you want to make it that high?
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2007-02-08 03:02:49
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answered by Freesumpin 7
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What a coincidence!(Wait a minute, I don't want to talk with my mouth full)
I would probably ask how the family is, who will be taking care of them, would it be better if I just got down to eating, or should I kill first, you know, the pleasantries associated with eating live, conscious food.
Get different prescriptions honey.
2007-02-07 22:13:32
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answered by ridge.runnr 2
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Act like I did not hear anything and keep going forward with devouring the meal
2007-02-07 22:05:42
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answered by linnie20022000 3
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I can't eat any meat that remotely looks like an animal, and I have to lie to myself while I am eating it, and put lots of barbecue sauce on it. I am kind of sensitive like that.
2007-02-08 07:32:59
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answered by ? 3
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I'd remark, "Friend, it's not me that climbed onto the plate and covered myself with gravy. Now hush and relax while I eat you."
Then I'd continue my meal!
2007-02-07 22:05:36
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answered by Palmerpath 7
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Laugh.But, for sure, not eat it! Congratulations on your Level 5!
2007-02-07 22:03:02
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answered by kayboff 7
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I'd have it sent back and cooked a little closer to medium well. I insist that my food be dead before eating it!
2007-02-07 22:06:51
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answered by Answer Master Dude 5
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Throw it back in the microwave for a couple of minutes, when it still talks it's too rare for me.
2007-02-07 22:03:59
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answered by Anonymous
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I would look at it and ask myself if i m hallucinating. If my food actually speaks to me, i better eat medicine instead of my food.
2007-02-07 22:04:07
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answered by Anonymous
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