A month ago. A younger man and me in his bed for the first time after six dates. He is 24, I'm 37. He feels me all over. I beg him to kiss my privates. He reaches down to kiss them. I draw my knees up to give him better access. And quite unwittingly I release a little air out of my back side right in his face. Couldn't help it. I didn't feel it coming. I realised it only after the event. I said sorry immediately. He quietly pressed a tissue. We have had fine sex twice after this, but I can't ask him to do that again, much as I want it. He hasn't offered to do it either. To this day I'm not sure if it was only air or a little something else as well. He's not saying. Can't get over it.
Now how about yours?
2007-02-07 18:00:40
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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Oh i have 2 things
first one - i was out shopping with my cousin and we had decided to stop for a bite to eat, we had been bickering all morning (we get like that sometimes) and i was really annoyed with her, anyway we sat down and she commented on how the chairs seemed flimsy. Well me being quite a bit smaller than her, i wanted to show off and i said " no they're fine for ME, see" and i started bopping up and down to show how the chairs were ok for me to sit on cos i weigh less, lol, well karma bit me on the a*se cos the chair leg snapped and i fell flat on my butt on the ground in the middle of the cafe...oh so embarrassing.
The 2nd - My hubby and i made a "home video" if you know what i mean...well one day my mother and brother visited and we wanted to show them some video we took of my first ultra sound, but stupid me reached in the wardrobe and grabbed what i thought was the right video but was actually "THAT" video....my mum nearly fainted with shock and my brother laughed so hard...that was the most embarrassing thing of my life.
2007-02-07 13:34:20
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answered by Anonymous
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I used to work on a marina and I got pretty good and walking on the side rails of boats....well there were about 50 people watching me move over this one boat and everyone was saying " wow look at how good his balance is" then...well you guessed it, I slipped, now I WISH I had just fell into the water...but nope...I had to also hit my knee on the way down....I didnt want to come back up from under the water I was so embarrassed!
2007-02-07 13:29:34
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answered by Anonymous
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Ok my boyfriend and I were parked somewhere near the water (lovers lane) we wern't doing anything at that moment , he had his pants down I was glad that I was dressed, and the cops flashed their headlights and 1 cop got out and walked to our car. by boy quicky pulled up his pants, but am sure the cop new what were about to do. I had to open my window and he said what are you folks doing, we said oh nothing just sitting and enjoying the view. he said well have a good night, and left, that was soooo embarressing. Never been back there.
2007-02-07 13:32:28
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answered by Anonymous
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well its not juicy, but i was playing paintball at a place called all american paintball park. i dove behind one of the inflatable bunkers and my pants tore right down the crotch. the tear was like a foot long, and i had to finish 2 more games like that.
2007-02-07 13:33:37
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answered by Anonymous
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well 1 time me and my bf were having sex and his brother and like 5 of his brothers friends walked in. that was really juicy
2007-02-07 13:28:41
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answered by rocker_chick 4
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Once I wore a skirt to school.
And I was hanging out with my girlfriends, and this one guy.
Well my friend pulled my skirt down, with the guy right there. OMFG!!!
And once I was playing a game at school, and I walked by a puddle and fell in it and got alllll muddy. eww!
2007-02-07 13:27:52
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answered by Anonymous
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I went to give Blood and fainted which I'm sure is not unheard of. However, I fainted long BEFORE they put the needles in. They gave me juice and cookies and told me NOT to ever come back again.
2007-02-07 13:28:00
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answered by clueless_nerd 5
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I sent an email out to an entire group of people when I meant to send it to just my friend. It was a love note. I still can't go back to Fresno...
2007-02-07 13:28:18
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answered by Belle 5
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when i was in 8th grade i got a stiffy in 1st period and i was wearing sweatpants and i tucked it up and left class i stopped in the hall to get somthing and my friend pants me in front of the popular clique of girls and wow i stood there stunned for about 5 seconds and turned bright red
2007-02-07 13:28:58
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answered by Anonymous
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