2007-02-07 12:25:01 · 38 answers · asked by shadowdemon 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
I'd ask you out on a date to the blood bank
2007-02-07 12:29:09 · answer #1 · answered by Mike H 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I would first of all ask you what kind of vampire?
"VAMPIRE, a term, apparently of Servian (Serbian) origin (wampir), originally applied in eastern Europe to bloodsucking ghosts, but in modern usage transferred to one or more species of blood-sucking bats inhabiting South America.
In the first-mentioned meaning a vampire is usually supposed to be the soul of a dead man which quits the buried body by night to suck the blood of living persons. Hence, when the vampire’s grave is opened, his corpse is found to be fresh and rosy from the blood which he has thus absorbed. To put a stop to his ravages, a stake is driven through the corpse, or the head cut off, or the heart torn out and the body burned, or boiling water and vinegar are poured on the grave. The persons who turn vampires are generally wizards, witches, suicides, and persons who have come to a violent end or have been cursed by their parents or by the church. But any one may become a vampire if an animal (especially a cat) leaps over his corpse or a bird flies over it. Sometimes the vampire is thought to be the soul of a living man which leaves his body in sleep, to go in the form of a straw or fluff of down and suck the blood of other sleepers....
Two species of blood-sucking bats (the only species known) -- Desmodus rufus and Diphylla ecaudata -- representing two genera... inhabit the tropical and part of the subtropical regions of the New World, and are restricted to South and Central America. They appear to be confined chiefly to the forest-clad parts, and their attacks on men and other warm-blooded animals were noticed by some of the earliest writers...."
2007-02-07 13:35:38 · answer #2 · answered by violeta 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Seek a balanced diet, blood does not give you all the nutrients you need. It also has too high a salt content and will make you ill.
2007-02-08 07:13:46 · answer #3 · answered by funnelweb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd say "hello vampire"
2007-02-07 12:28:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Hello.
2007-02-07 21:33:17 · answer #5 · answered by los 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would ask you what kind vampire you have chosen to become.
2007-02-07 15:24:59 · answer #6 · answered by Dereck 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd say.. then why were you asking if you existed about 20 mins ago. Foolish mortal.
2007-02-07 12:29:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then I'd ask which vampire lore is true, if any.
2007-02-07 12:30:04 · answer #8 · answered by Kyle47 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah,so
2007-02-07 13:49:54 · answer #9 · answered by Space Ace 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
if you are a psychic vampire,than i would try to do something about that now.but any other vampires,than nothing.k?
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2007-02-07 13:12:09 · answer #10 · answered by Hekate's_Witch 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋