I'm going to build an amusement park, with 4 rides.
1st ride: Ride of doom
Guests are thrown with considerable force up and off of a 500 ft. tower, allowed to freefall to the ground with no padding on the ground.
2nd ride: Love ride
Couples are seated in a "love boat" while slowly flowing down a river, then dropped suddenly 500 ft with no net or padding on the ground.
3rd ride: High ride:
Guests are forced to walk up 500 levels of stairs, then stuck up there for the rest of the day.
4th ride: Airplane ride:
Guests are seated in chairs, then raised 10,000 ft. up in the air. (Don't worry, they are contained in a box of oxygen.)
They are then left there for the remainder of the time it takes for an airplane to crash into them and let them return back to the ground.
Other information:
There will be no bathrooms in the park.
Admission: $264 a day.
Once you enter the park, you can not leave for 12 days.
2007-02-07
10:32:34
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Games & Recreation
➔ Amusement Parks