2007-02-07 09:09:19 · 26 answers · asked by JeN 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
looked in the mirror and thought it was you?
I'M JUST KIDDING!♥I could'nt remember any of the ugly mamma jokes only the fat and stupid ones...
2007-02-07 09:11:25 · answer #1 · answered by Natalie 2 · 6⤊ 4⤋
when she joined an ugly contest the judges said "Sorry, no professionals."
she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
her momma had to tie a steak around her neck so the dog would play with her.
she made an onion cry.
even rice crispies wont talk to her.
she has to creep up on bathwater.
2007-02-07 09:15:13 · answer #2 · answered by ♣Ally♣ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
if she were a scarecrow, the corn would run away.
if you looked up ugly in the dictionary her picture would be next to it.
2007-02-07 09:13:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your MAMA is so UGLY SHE got scared when she saw a monster for Halloween, but in truth it was actually her!
(sorry, i'm not good at disses.) haha..
2007-02-07 09:13:05 · answer #4 · answered by A Girl 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
she makes blind children cry!
if you looked up ugly in the dictionary her picture would be next to it!
I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a pay check!
when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks!
your dad takes her to work just so he doesn't have to kiss her good-bye!
2007-02-07 09:14:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
-Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
2007-02-07 09:18:22 · answer #6 · answered by wolvie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
prayed for just one date with Danny Devito as the penguin
2007-02-07 09:18:27 · answer #7 · answered by answers999 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some ones been watching too much Mtv
2007-02-07 09:13:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Went in a haunted house & came out w/ a job application!
Goes to the zoo & the monkeys throw peanuts at HER!
2007-02-07 09:11:50 · answer #9 · answered by Fonzie T 7 · 4⤊ 2⤋
as nation we must stop all of these lame your mama jokes, I think it is probably more important than stopping terrorism.
2007-02-07 09:13:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
My mama is dead , go insult somebody else !
2007-02-07 09:13:44 · answer #11 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋