2007-02-07 08:34:25 · 35 answers · asked by hmbn 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
A man walks into a bar. He says..."ouch".
2007-02-07 23:05:07 · answer #1 · answered by Diesel Weasel 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
why is 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9.
that may be the corniest joke ever
2007-02-07 08:38:33 · answer #2 · answered by brknarrow23 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A duck walks into a hardware store and asks the dude behind the counter, "Got any corn?" The man scratches his for a moment and says "No, this is a HARDWARE store. We don't carry corn here." The duck replies "Cool." and walks out.
The next day, the same duck walks back into the store, and again asks the same cashier, "Got any corn?". Only slightly taken aback, the man replies, "No, we DON'T have corn, as I told you yesterday, this is a HARDWARE store".
The third day, the duck walks back in and again asks the same question. This time, the man got pissed off. "Look, you stupid-assed duck, we don't have no damn corn, we ain't gonna get no damn corn, this is a damn hardware store, so waddle your *** back out of here and if you come back in here again asking about some damn corn, I'm gonna nail your damn beak shut. Got it????" To which the duck replies, "Cool.", and walks back out.
The next day, the duck walks into the store, and asks the same man, "Ya got any nails?". Somewhat surprised since he was expecting another corn question, he thought for a second and said, "No, actually we're fresh out of nails. We should get some in about 2 days, though."
The duck say "Cool, got any corn?"
2007-02-07 09:19:14 · answer #3 · answered by mjnjtfox 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There are two muffins in a oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?" The second muffin responds "AHHHH!!!! A talking muffin!"
It's so stupid that I can't help, but laugh at it.
Oh, and I heard this one on the radio.
Two pirates went to the mall. When they arrive, they decided to split up and meet later at the ship. Upon their return, one pirate notices that his friend has gotten his ears peirced and says:
"Aarg Blackbeard, how much did ye pay to go ye ears peirced?"
Blackbeard responds.
"A buck-an-ear."
I almost died laughing when the radio dude told that joke. I was like, 'You did not just say that on the radio."
2007-02-07 08:49:46 · answer #4 · answered by Tyese 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A blind man walks into a store. He grabs his seeing eye dog by the tail and starts swinging it around his head. The manager sees this and comes running over screaming at the guy saying, what are you doing. The blind guys says nothing just taking a look around!
2007-02-07 09:04:02 · answer #5 · answered by ramblin guy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side
It's not funny but i'm pretty sure it's a pretty corny joke
2007-02-07 08:40:12 · answer #6 · answered by Tyrone.Biggums 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
guess what?
chicken butt
guess why?
chicken thigh
that has got to be the most retardest joke wait i thought of a better one..
why did the chicken cross the rode?
to get to the other side
or
why did the car stop
because it was weally weally tired(supposed to sound like wheelly)
pretty corny eh?
2007-02-07 08:40:40 · answer #7 · answered by menasha_jays_12 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
2007-02-07 08:37:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
So I was sitting in the park one day...just pondering the complexities of life.
Like, for instance, that Frisbee over there.
How, somehow, the more I stared at it the bigger it seemed to get....and then it hit me.
2007-02-07 08:39:47 · answer #9 · answered by aslongasitrocks 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Q: Why did the crocodile cross the road?
A: To eat the chicken
Q: What kind of shoes can you make out of potatoes??
A: Potato shoes of course!!
2007-02-07 08:45:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why can't you keep a secret on a farm?
Because the corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.
2007-02-07 08:38:06 · answer #11 · answered by ©2009 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋