I keep getting threatening emails that I am being watched from some nasa.gov email address.
I get pictures of my house from space including infrared photos showing me.
I thought I was watching a meteor shower but it seems to be localized to where I am at.
I went out of town for a few days and found a used adult sized diaper sitting on my doorstep.
My satellite dish only gets some wierd webcam of someone floating in no gravity on all channels.
I keep getting gift baskets of Tang and toothpaste style food.
Someone decorated a flower garden in my yard using real moon rocks.
I opened my garage and found a stolen moon rover parked in it.
It was supposed to be sunny skies but there is some kind of space shuttle shaped shadow continously over my house.
I received a bouquet of flowers not indeginous to earth.
2007-02-07 08:01:26 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
LOL you are funny! I guess the moral of the story is never mess with an astro-NUT's man/woman! Stop now before they break out the anal probes loaned to them by the aliens!
2007-02-07 08:07:43 · answer #1 · answered by kim1032002 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If I could PINCH you from here, I would. BUT, since I'm here and you're there, do me a favor and get a neighbor to come over and pinch you for me. You'll be awakened from this nightmare. Oh, by the way, tune in to Channel 41 on your satellite TV now. NOW!
2007-02-07 08:04:24 · answer #2 · answered by Sleek 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i respect that. isn't that the most weird and wonderful tale. i ask your self how she exceeded all the psychological means questions the astronauts ought to flow via. She has ruined her existence now. especially unhappy to spoil your existence over a guy.....nicely, the different woman. no man or woman is worth that.
2016-11-26 00:22:07 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Date her?
http://www.bigbangfilmfestival.com/
2007-02-07 08:03:09 · answer #4 · answered by fdm215 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buy up all the diapers in a hundred-mile radias.
2007-02-07 08:06:20 · answer #5 · answered by Curt 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Better tone down that stellar personality of yours before it's too late !
2007-02-07 08:08:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
get a tin foil hat and hide in las vegas
2007-02-07 08:05:37 · answer #7 · answered by i see you all 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a good opertunity to keep your LAZER GUN handy .
2007-02-07 08:06:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe he's just wants to get a photograph of Uranus...
2007-02-07 08:05:41 · answer #9 · answered by D.L. Miller 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't screw other astronauts. Stick with mobsters, at least they don't wear diapers.
2007-02-07 08:03:49 · answer #10 · answered by Marcela A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋