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i doubt that she cares where you stick your 3 inches.

2007-02-07 07:18:09 · answer #1 · answered by Spyder 5 · 3 0

you should think about having a threesome with the sheep and your jealous wife...then your wife can be satisfied just like you are with the sheep.The sheep can tell your wife shes been a Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadddd girl and you can spank her. Im sure her jealously will drift away after all the good sex with your sheep.

2007-02-07 15:42:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My wife is jealous of sheep too, go figure..

2007-02-07 15:16:15 · answer #3 · answered by Aunt Henny Penny 5 · 1 0

Is the sheep cheating on her in some way?

2007-02-07 15:22:44 · answer #4 · answered by Grist 6 · 0 0

Try getting a blow up sheep, and keeping it in the garage. Maybe she won't worry so much, then.

2007-02-07 15:18:00 · answer #5 · answered by Beth B 4 · 1 0

Ask her to dress in wool underwear. It's about the next best thing.

2007-02-07 15:42:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

eww, you must be a fat farmer
only farmers **** sheep

2007-02-07 15:26:29 · answer #7 · answered by Kendra 2 · 0 0

Don't give up the day job, you're NO comedian!

2007-02-07 15:19:05 · answer #8 · answered by Kedar 7 · 2 0

AWW, poor thing.

2007-02-07 15:18:01 · answer #9 · answered by ron s 5 · 1 0

I guess she thinks you're baaaaaadddddd!!!

2007-02-07 15:16:48 · answer #10 · answered by nycguy10002 7 · 3 0

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