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2007-02-07 06:40:22 · 23 answers · asked by gone from here too 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2007-02-07 06:45:39 · answer #1 · answered by BubbleGumBoobs! 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
This joke:
Once there was this doctor that moved out to the country to become a farmer. He said to himself, "Well, since I'm going to have a farm, I'd might as well have animals on it." So the doctor got in his truck to go looking. Along the way, he spotted a sign saying, "Cocks 4 Sale." He pulled over and asked the farmer what a cock was. "A cock is a rooster," the farmer replied. So the doctor bought a cock and put it in the back of his truck. The doctor continued on his way until he saw a sign saying, "Pullets 4 Sale." The doctor pulled over and asked the farmer what a pullet was. "A pullet is a hen," the farmer replied. "But sometimes a cock and pullet will fight, so watch out." So the doctor thanked the farmer and went on his merry way. Down the road a bit, there was another sign saying, "Asses 4 Sale." So the doctor pulled over again to ask. "An *** is a donkey," the farmer repied. "But watch out because this donkey is different. If he gets scared, he'll sit down and won't move until you scratch his belly." The doctor thanked this farmer and turned around to head home. Well, in the road was a broken bottle and the doctor's truck ran over it. Pop!!!! The sound made the cock and pullet started to fight and the donkey sat on the spare tire. A lady just happened to be passing by and asked if the doctor needed help. The doctor, wanting to sound like a professional farmer, replied, "Yes, I need help. Will you please hold my cock and pullet while I scratch my ***???"
2007-02-07 14:49:20 · answer #2 · answered by Little Light 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok some kids in another class leaned a podium against a bathroom door after a guy had gone in there and when he opened the door it fell on him. It was so halarious!
2007-02-07 14:47:06 · answer #3 · answered by Kameo 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I fell in the shower this morning, and I wasn't alone. It was embarrassing a hell at the time but now that my shower buddy just texted me to ask if I'm still sore it's hilarious.
2007-02-07 14:44:39 · answer #4 · answered by Foxxy 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A guy walked into a psychiatrist's office wearing Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist took one look and said, "I can clearly see your nuts."
2007-02-07 14:44:59 · answer #5 · answered by Bun 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
There's 3 guys and a girl trapped on an island. After a week the girl is so ashamed of what she's doing that she kills herself. After another week the guys are so ashamed of what they're doing that they bury her. After another week they're so ashamed of what they're doing that they dig her up again.
2007-02-07 14:42:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I took the ball out of the mouse my co-worker was using and he couldn't figure out what was going on so he restarted 2x
2007-02-07 14:49:42 · answer #7 · answered by Cubanita 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Go drink a quart of prune juice.
2007-02-07 14:45:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just want u to know u mean alot to me...
if we were on a sinking ship, and there was only one life jacket left....I would really miss you :(
he he :P
2007-02-07 15:33:13 · answer #9 · answered by Berry 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
...something about giving my roommates laxative chocolates and sleeping pills in the same evening comes to mind....
2007-02-07 15:00:25 · answer #10 · answered by hell hath no fury 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
search embarressing moments thats always funny
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2007-02-07 14:44:17 · answer #11 · answered by [[chicken_fingers]] 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋