You're going down into the sea hard just as you notice a desert island - there's 2 parachutes, one for you and one for;
Nigella Lawson or Ray Mears.
Who and why ?
2007-02-07 06:21:07 · 11 answers · asked by fact_hunt_1970 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
You need to ask ? Take Nigella - she can double up in a few spositions on the island - cooking, cleaning, decorating, mummies and daddies.
You don't need to worry about giving Ray Mears a parachute he could knock something together from a couple of sick bags and air mask. Then you;ve got your shelter and cups of tea sorted too.
2007-02-08 00:25:03 · answer #1 · answered by chillipope 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
AAH... hard to choose, but since I'm a female who can cook, but who is not real good at outdoor survival I'm going with Ray. It also was a no brainier in the fact he is a he and when your on a remote island you might need a little..you know!
But I still like Nigella!
2007-02-07 14:34:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tandem for me and Nigella. Ray would probably feel left out but he hasn't got a flour-dusted cleavage like Nigella has
2007-02-07 14:34:43 · answer #3 · answered by stephen w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nigella Lawson - for her sheer ability to make ANY food look edible.
2007-02-07 14:24:28 · answer #4 · answered by beautiful_only_slightly_mental 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd take both.
Ray Mears could prob make his own out of twigs and poo and who cares about Nigella Lawson, and her goose fat potatoes??
2007-02-07 14:25:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Give it to Mears but slit the material to shreds then cannabalise his fat, smashed body to one of Nigella's recipies. Tasty.
2007-02-07 15:01:46 · answer #6 · answered by dave a 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ray, I'm celibate so having a good laugh with somebody is more important and even though I've done a survival course. He's still the expert.
2007-02-08 00:01:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it would be Ray Mears,us fellows stick together,then we could live off nigella, or whats left of her!!!!
2007-02-07 14:32:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you give one to yourself and one to nigela and get her to wrap her legs around you in the copus delcti position and you jump off the plane using only nigelas parachute ( the one on you back is for secondary emergency use only ) Do not forget to kick ray in the balls just before you jump.
2007-02-07 14:30:07 · answer #9 · answered by hamster inspector 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would give one to both of them and go down with the plane because that's the idiotic type of thing I would do.
2007-02-07 16:26:07 · answer #10 · answered by justcurious 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋