my mother did not inform me?!
2007-02-07 06:09:09 · 22 answers · asked by amanda v 1 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Pregnancy
She prayed and asked God for a baby and he gave her you.
2007-02-07 06:12:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is this magical fountain in Japan that ninjas use to water a tree which pruduces a fruit which your parents eat and if there lucky a stork comes and gives them a fish if they find a coin inside the fish then they get pregnant and a baby grows inside the mommy's tummy
2007-02-07 14:15:17 · answer #2 · answered by Raijin19 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Depends on your age. When I was very little, they came from the stork. When I was preschool age, they came from the store. That's why mom has to leave and comes back with a baby. (I guess twins were the economy size.) When I started school and tried to figure out why nuns didn't get pregnant but other women did, I just kinda figured God "zapped" women and nuns didn't get "zapped" because God knew they were nuns. Take your pick.
2007-02-07 14:21:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I will be absolutely serious with you since people are messing with you on here. The truth is Babies come from Alaska. They have baby farms similar to salmon farms. Once they get big enough you can pick out from the different baby tanks or have them overnight them to your place. Its very cool
2007-02-07 14:23:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Paris
2007-02-07 14:24:23 · answer #5 · answered by Sweet_Mimi_ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Narnia
2007-02-07 14:17:08 · answer #6 · answered by Foxtrot 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Cabbages - careful when you each cabbage a baby could jump out and bite you on the nose!
2007-02-07 14:14:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Angels bring them down from Heaven and mommies pick em up at the hospital (where they sometimes get to choose).
2007-02-07 14:13:00 · answer #8 · answered by knowitall 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sometimes when you feel like you need to do a really big poop, it's not a poop at all, it's a baby. You just need to make sure you notice before you flush...otherwise, bye, bye baby.
2007-02-07 14:18:07 · answer #9 · answered by Get a life 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It all starts with the back seat of a car.
So if we want teen pregnancy to stop - then outlaw back seats in automobiles.
2007-02-07 14:47:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋