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Question

What's the difference between a novel and a book?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
Can you cry underwater?
If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?
If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?
Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast?
How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.
If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?
What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?

THESE ARE THE QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME

Answer 1

HERE ARE THE ANSWERS TO YOUR QUESTIONS. THEY MAY NOT BE ACCUARTE, BUT THEY ARE ENTERTAINING.

What's the difference between a novel and a book?
A NOVEL HURTS MORE WHEN YOU GET WHACKED IN THE HEAD WITH IT
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
THE INSIDE OF THE BOTTLE HAS ANTI-GLUE MATTER
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
SHE WAS A CRACKHEAD AND NEEDED THE MONEY.
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
HIS MOM OBVIOUSLY HAD A ROMP WITH THE MAIL MAN
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
NO, THEY'RE THE FIB- THEY DO WHAT THEY WANT.
Can you cry underwater?
ONLY IN SALTWATER
If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?
YES, IT IS.
If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?
BECAUSE IF HE COULD STAND, HE WOULD.
Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast?
HELL IS BOTH SLOW AND FAST. IT DEPENDS ON THE SLOPE OF THE HILL AND IF IT RAINED/SNOWED.
How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.
PEOPLE LIKE TO SCREW WITH OUR HEADS. ITS ALL A GAME.
If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?
IT TASTES BETTER OFF THE HAND.
What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?
IT WASNT MEANT TO BE. YOU WILL NEVER GET WELL. GAME OVER.

Answer 2

What's the difference between a novel and a book?novel is longer
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?because its hot inside
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?because they are big ones
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?birth defect?
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?yes
Can you cry underwater?yes
If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?no because well it would need papers lol
If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?well yea technically hes not touching the ground with his feet
Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast?well......idk
How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.hmm your act to immature
If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?well the jars are clay can he make metal???>
What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?its called a "hope u die" card

Answer 3

1. Novel is a story, a book could be a dictionary
2. Glue bottles have caps
3. Sally may have already gather all shells, or at least the sell-able ones
4. Spongebob may have caught both recessive genes when it came to shape of body
5. No
6. Yes
7. There is no such thing as and African-American, you can either be African or an American anyone who says different is racist and disrespectful of which nation they live in
8. Depends if he/she uses props...
9. I'm not a fan of idioms
10. Parents are hypocrites, but it comes with the job
11. Bears don't have thumbs
12. Your finger stings for a few hours.

Answer 4

1. nothing. A novel is a long book.
2. Glue needs air to cause a chemical reaction.
3. Because there are always idiots who buy crap.
4. Because his mother was a whore.
5. No
6. Yes, but not likely
7. Yes, because he was brought by means of slave trade.
8. Technically no
9. hell is a multi word like f u c k therfore it cannot be used litteraly
10. Because they a crap
11. His thumbs had no bones to keep rigid
12. you bleed.

Answer 5

1) don't know
2) Because the glue cant dry
3) because everybody was to lazy to pick them up..
4) because his grandpa on his mothers side was square...
5) If your not guilty.......
6) Yes it just get diluted by the water.....
7) Yes if they call me an Irish/German American
8) No that's hs shtick
9) Got me!
10 Cant please everybody................!
11) Why is the person sitting next to me doing the same thing..!
12) Tough Luck for a thousand years............!


Does that answer your question ........

Answer 6

Like i reported in the different one i purely replied...properly i drink some beers and consider... convinced its overwhelming for particular.. reason they're all solid.. now and again its so difficult .. i understand been there extremely some cases..solid q btw..

Answer 7

How deep would the ocean be if it were not filled with sponges? Thank you Steven Wright.

Answer 8

Things to think about when your home alone and the TV is broken LOL

Answer 9

lol....things to ponder the idle mind