yo guys give me some cool jokes try not to make them racist but blonde or sexist jokes are fine
2007-02-07 05:43:31 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Other - Social Science
great jokes poeple keep em coming and no ogffence to any blondes
2007-02-07 05:50:43 · update #1
great jokes poeple keep em coming and no ogffence to any blondes
2007-02-07 05:50:45 · update #2
ok want some more ??
2007-02-07 05:47:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't women wear watches?
Because there's a clock on the stove!
How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle?
Shine a torch into her ear...
What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
Not enough sand.
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.
How can you tell if a redneck is married?
There is tobacco spit stains on BOTH sides of his pickup truck.
2007-02-07 14:03:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Superman's flying high above metropolis, when he spots wonderwoman sunbathing nude on the lawn..'this is too good to resist' he thinks, swoops down and gives her a 'superfast service'...'what the f**k was that?' exclaims WW, dazed and confused
'Dunno!' says the Invisible Man, 'but it sure made my butt sore!'
2007-02-07 21:30:32 · answer #3 · answered by troothskr 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot?
Bigfoot has been sighted!
What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted!
How do blonde brain cells die?
Alone!
2007-02-07 13:48:22 · answer #4 · answered by Prayer Warrior 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Mummy mummy?
A girl came skipping home from school one day. 'Mummy, Mummy,' she shouted, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"
"Yes, darling, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," She shouted, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A,b, c, d, e, f, g!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"
"Yes, darling, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she shouted, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"
"No, darling, it's because you're 25."
2007-02-07 13:47:46 · answer #5 · answered by <3 skittles <3 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
google in jokes for ever loads there
2007-02-07 13:47:02 · answer #6 · answered by pepzi_bandit 2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so its ok to be sexist or discriminate against blondes?
2007-02-07 13:46:57 · answer #7 · answered by scotgal 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋