What can i do to repay her for all of the torture recieved from her and all the pain and suffering that she causes me everyday????
2007-02-07 04:54:17 · 20 answers · asked by Sherri ptown 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
sweetheart, you asked a question so i will give you an answer. LAXATIVES. Make desserts (mint if possible) and add 4-5 laxatives to hers. Crush them down real good. Make sure you mark the bitches one so she will get the dose and nobody elce instead. Then notice how she gets to know her own s""t in the bathroom. Just make sure to stay around for this. Its no fun otherwise. Make sure you use a minimum of 4 laxatives ok.
2007-02-07 05:02:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fight back, but do it with out letting even your husband know, and do it with a smile.
Give her the gift of a white elephant. Kings would give white elephants to the people they disliked. It is a sacred animal that can do no work because it is sacred. who ever receives it must feed it and keep it and care for it, until it bankrupted them or they die.
Give her a plant and check on it, every time you are over. Or fish in a small bowl something she will hate. The gift should come from you and your husband. also give care instructions.
2007-02-07 04:59:34 · answer #2 · answered by Alan W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have a happy life with her son. The happier you and your husband are the more it will eat at her. Trust me only you can be all lovey dovey with her son and I would play that up and watch how he starts to enjoy it. That will make her more crazy. Also be nice but keep your distance. Good Luck
2007-02-07 10:20:34 · answer #3 · answered by Kat G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
be kind to those who persecute you. She may be a pain but She is the Mother of your spouse. a kind word turns away wrath. one day She will not be around, or perhaps you might change your attitude in time.
2007-02-07 05:04:08 · answer #4 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mother-in-law is a real ***** so I refuse to go around her anymore. Then, when we run into her at Walmart and she tries to kiss my *ss, I call her out and make her feel like a fool.
2007-02-07 04:59:48 · answer #5 · answered by Lewis 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, now that's more like it. I was going to say you have one in a billion but now that I see the rest of your question, I understand completely.
Buy some drugs and hide them in her car and anonymously (cough cough) call the police on her.
2007-02-07 05:31:54 · answer #6 · answered by Kevin A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhhhaaaaaa my mother in law and my husband are still attached with the umbilical cord.... think of how i feel lol. I just go along with what she says and do the compleate opposite. Really makes her mad
2007-02-07 04:58:51 · answer #7 · answered by scottliz2005 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Remember you are married to her kid. If you love your spouse, then you have to put up and shut up. I know it's not fun (we all have to deal with some type of crazy family member), but in the hard times, guess who'll be there for you?
2007-02-07 04:59:35 · answer #8 · answered by Playing 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
buy some poison or get a poison snake for her when she sleep.. poison spider works too~
anywhere try to be nice to her.. perhaps she will change her attitude one day :)
2007-02-07 04:59:08 · answer #9 · answered by Andy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe you need to look a little deeper and see the good in her. She does love her child and so do you, right???? For your spouses sake look at it as he/she would want.
2007-02-07 04:58:23 · answer #10 · answered by brandi from texas 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋