These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line... but the least romantic second line.
1. Thought that I could love no other
That is until I met your brother.
2. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
3. Ah loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pi*sed.
5. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not
6. I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face
7. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
8. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life
9. I see your face when I am dreaming.
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
2007-02-07 02:51:58 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Valentine's Day
What is your Favorite, post the number, i will give 10 points to the one that is the same as mine.
2007-02-07 03:03:18 · update #1
What is your Favorite, post the number, i will give 10 points to the first one that is the same as mine.
2007-02-07 03:03:35 · update #2