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2007-02-06 18:24:00 · 17 answers · asked by Nikki Tesla 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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am i INSANE???

2007-02-06 18:33:02 · answer #1 · answered by 2D1iLuV 7 · 2 0

I liked it, here's one back at ya... European Heighten Threat Levels The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved". Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross". Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz began in 1940 and tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance". The last time the British issued "A Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666. Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability. It's not only the English and French who are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides." The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose". Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels. The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

2016-05-24 02:13:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

How often does Yuckie deserve a thumbs-up?

2007-02-06 18:27:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Which the friggin time?

2007-02-06 18:26:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

how often does delia include sexual innuendo in her questions?
(not ALL the time, though, geez)

2007-02-06 18:29:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

"Do you friggin enjoy farting?"

(of course not in public)

2007-02-06 18:32:19 · answer #6 · answered by xenon 4 · 1 1

friggin

2007-02-06 18:27:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

is vice presidickk cheney ever wrong?

2007-02-06 18:32:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

How often do people lie ?

or how often do some people smoke crack?

2007-02-06 18:28:02 · answer #9 · answered by primamaria04 5 · 1 1

"How often do people notice your perfection?"

2007-02-06 18:26:54 · answer #10 · answered by Yuka 4 · 1 0

do u work??

2007-02-06 18:26:55 · answer #11 · answered by Lady Santa 5 · 1 0

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