What are some fun and creative ways to say advertisements or commercials ?

Question

I am writing a paper and need some help. One that gives the most creative answer will get 10 points. thanks

Answer 1

Tivo fodder.

Answer 2

Disseminating product information
asserting product awareness
consumer enlightenment
distributing alternatives to current spending
drag them to the concrete, wrestle away their wallets, then ask them what they want.
institutional prostitution, industrial prostitution, blatant prostitution
suppository of information and ramming it in.
repository of innuendo as to satisfaction
Supporting consumer confidence
clarifying marketability
free to explore the benefit of ownership
presenting the idea
a course of spending
market insurgence through exploitive distribution
estoll the virtues of
rumoured desirability (starting the rumour)
deflected ideology towards
dramatic representation of availability
documenting the source of availability
documentary of usefulness
propagating
creative representation
kidnapping social perspective
market inundation
sheep shearing
cattle herding
consumer dipping
consumer inundation
product pundit, pundantcies
(many of these suggestions are, workable, compatible with others, interchangeable, mix and match, exploitive with others, etc.)

Answer 3

A word from our sponsors
Capitalist Propoganda
Bathroom/Potty Break
Channel Surfing Time
Intermission
Idiot Cliffhanger
Act Changer
Time for a Quickie
Ad Break

Answer 4

Knowing that in true journalistic fashion, you will not want to read the whole list below, I'll tell you my favorites:

Ballyhoo, blurb, plug, squib, throwaway, and divulgence.

I have to say, though, my thesaurus didn't come up with anything as clever as "time for a quickie"... I like it. =D

That having been said, here's the list from my three thesauruses.

ballyhoo, bill, blurb, broadcast, circular, declaration, display, endorsement, exhibit, flyer, literature, notice, plug, poster, proclamation, promotion, promulgation, propaganda, publication, squib, throwaway, advice, briefing, bulletin, communiqué, disclosure, dissemination, divulgence, edict, intimation, message, narration, otice, notification, recitation, release, report, evelation, statement, affiche, agenda, handbill