Do you think that being an Evil Overlord would be a good career choice? It pays well, there are all sorts of perks and you can set your own hours.
However... every Evil Overlord I've read about in books or seen in movies invariably gets overthrown and destroyed in the end. B arbarian lords, deranged wizards, mad scientists or alien invaders, they always seem to make the same basic mistakes every single time.
Is there a book about this? Something like 'Evil Overlording For Dummies', perhaps?
2007-02-06 17:12:35 · 5 answers · asked by Wildamberhoney 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
The large multinational corporation I work for, has quite a few "evil overlords".
One of the disadvantages of this role is that they have to work every day of their lives with OTHER evil overlords. Thses people are vile.
2007-02-06 17:19:03 · answer #1 · answered by Not Ecky Boy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd avoid getting overthrown by being a nice Evil Overlord!
2007-02-06 17:31:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
We're a closed shop, old school tie - without the right connections and proper schooling you won't even get on the bottom of the ladder. Sorry - but I'm evil.
2007-02-06 20:08:48 · answer #3 · answered by chillipope 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-25 21:43:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, a gay one.
2007-02-06 17:15:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋