If you were a mad scientist/megalomaniac ,how would you want to take over the world , be as silly as you can?

Question

If you were a mad scientist/megalomaniac ,how would you want to take over the world , be the ruler,
want and what would you call your hench man/ woman/thing

Answer 1

Well, I'd take over the Earth with the use of cane toads, lots and lots of cane toads that know how to disarm entire militias; these would be used to stop the armies sent to end my heinous deeds, stop but not kill; we don't want any deaths here.

As for the folks who I love as family and friends, their names would be on the protected scrolls, to come to no harm.
With this, I would create my own robotic armies (modeled after humanoid insects for a more frightening and grand effect) to take control of the greater cities, and lay siege to entire countries. These insects would all work on a hive mentality (where one is ordered the others will follow obediently, without question) and raid the manors of the rich, bring me valuables and grand artworks, and besiege mints.

I would then adopt a different title, Baron Von Deathly, and have at my side the following: a small Igor-like henchman, an insipid crew of mercenary guards, a lovely and evil assistant/love interest, a king vulture named Cassius as my dark and wicked pet, and a royal procession. I would, of course, dump what I wear these days and wear lavish bad guy outfits, complete with pointed gloves and boots as well as a cape, and to further this villainous look, I would wear my hair in a more evil style and grow a pointy goatee, and would also abstain from sunlight (tan baddies work okay, but pallid and deathly villains are much more of a menace!).

My co-conspirator would be my lovely and evil assistant/love interest, and of course, Igor, who is fun to order around and make him simper "Yes, Master" every ten minutes.

Finally, my crown jewel of attacks would be to besiege the White House and overthrow President Bush (literally, if need be) and instate myself as the Emperor of the Planet Earth.

Then, I would call forth my lovely and evil assistant/love interest (who is someone that I've got in mind!) to be my Queen and rule the Earth at my side. With this, power would be mine and the democracy would be reorganized into the first Planetary EMPIRE!!

As for my family, friends, and loved ones, here is the plan:
Mum and Dad: they get Europe as their domain
Sister, her boyfriend and her friends: they get L.A and New York
Pets; they get the most lavish homes ever spawned
Cousins: most of them get named nobility, except for some certain ones who I'm not fond of
Aunts, Uncles, and Grandparents: they get lavish and costly homes and comfort and luxury for the rest of their lives.
Friends who remain from the previous categories, they all get lots of cash.

And as for anyone who ever made my life painful, and I never forgave them, they would be tracked down and exiled to the Sahara in a remote and harsh camp.

Finally, *I* would rule the Earth, and we would have...peace.

And that, my friend, is how I would dominate.

Answer 2

i'd threaten each and every dwelling creature of the face of the earth with an arsenal of positioned up Toasties in my hand. i'd be cruel and threaten to throw them at those who do not obey, then i'd flow get a coke and clean up, perhaps take a nap, because being "international domineering" is not person-friendly artwork. If the international did not positioned as a lot as my orders i'd have "Floyd" my Hench lady, do the dirty artwork and throw countless the positioned up Toasties at those who do no longer positioned up. Floyd may be ruthless and take no prisoners, for sure Floyd may keep on with my instructions and keep some for me to devour because they're variety of tasty and that i likr them.

Answer 3

I'd call my Hench man Fredrick. And we would take over the world by putting large amounts of cough syrup in everything, Making them all so out of it that they would have no choice but to let us take over o.O

Answer 4

I would create humanoids with voluntary will and then as they develop and begin to ask "who, what and why?" I would teach them that I am their creator and to punish anyone who wanted to consider me a created being as them and that we are all a part of a long eternal continuum where they too are a part of that. My name would be Lucifer and I would not let any of them have or think of sex and then put them all in a state where any ambiguous behavior is unacceptable. My right hand henchperson would be a being called Satan who spends time cleaning petri dishes..

Answer 5

Invent a potion that can be spread world wide by air and water that makes people peace loving, gentle types and slowly infiltrate their governments with my own small army of well trained people who would change laws to be favorable to my whims. Of course I too would be changed by the potion so I would not be selfish or overbearing.

My henchman/ right hand person would be ...... WONDER WOMAN....

Wow, can you say, "UTOPIA?"

Answer 6

I would build a pipeline to space that sucked up all the oceans, which would then turn to a giant iceball that threatened to fall to earth again as one drowning deluge unless they gave me all the beautiful men and gemstones I could stomach having.
My evil henchman is huge, frightening looking and named Trixie.

Answer 7

It all revolves around Iceland. We use the gas vents and thermal springs to power a buttload of nukes which we point at strategic locations around the world. No henchmen; they turn on you too quickly. I want a sexy Icelandic accomplice named Sven.

Answer 8

I would get a genetically engineered mouse companion, I would call him pinky and together we would plot everyday on how to rule the world. It would never work, but it would give us something to do to pass the time.

Answer 9

I'm gonna come up with some sort of potion that drains people of their materialism, greed, and lust for power, and spiking all the fresh water supplies. Then I'm convincing them all to work for my benefit.

Oh, and I'm definitely callin' my sidekick Pinky.

Answer 10

I can't think of any ideas that haven't already been attempted by the Brain