What is the quickest way to get to Valhalla?

Answer 1

Depends. Is your primary god Odin or Freyja or another of the Norse? Do you plan to engage in bloody vicious battle in the very near future, if so, make certain you have sacrificed to your chosen god beforehand. If you're going to go bersarker make certain your clothes are stratigecally ripped in places so you can shed them easily while brandishing your sword/axe/both. Make absolutely certain you die in battle, preferably taking a lot of your enemies with you! This is a key thing! You can't die in bed! The Valkyrie won't come for you if you're lounging around in a comfy bed. Once you're dead on the battlefield they'll ride down from Asgard,scoop you up and take you to Valhalla. There you can enjoy endless meat and mead and in the evenings chop up freinds and foe alike, being resurrected again by morning. Sound good? Sign up with the Norse.

Answer 2

suicide?

Seriously though, valhalla is a gamble. it is known as the "HALL OF THE SLAIN" meaning you normally have to have died by being slain. however, the biggest requirement is more than being slain, you have to have drawn blood at some point during your life. don't misunderstand this and think murderors can get in. the vikings (and modern day followers of the faith known as Asatru) value honor. it is considered a virtue to test your blade against one of equal skill; meaning if you spar with someone of equal skill, and you cut their arm off, it's fine. but if you're a black belt martial artist, and you're going against a four year old girl with a sword, that is wrong, obviously.
many women, when their husbands perished would commit suicide by throwing themselves on their husbands burning pyre as their way of "Drawing blood".
but, even if you fulfill the requirements, draw blood, and are slain on a battle field, you have a fifty fifty shot at valhalla. Freyja takes the first half to her hall, Woden Gets the second half.

Answer 3

Easy! 6 Simple Steps!

1. Pray to Odin!
2. Rip off your shirt
3. Grab your battleaxe
4. Engage in glorious, blood soaked combat with the enemy
5. Die with honor
6. Enter Valhalla

Proceed to feast , drink, hunt, and party with Valkyries for Eternity!

Answer 4

First of all you have to be a follower of Odin. After that you have to die in an honorable fashion in battle, one for a cause that would strengthen the belief in Odin and the rest of the Norse gods. As a priest of Odin I already have my entrance planned.

Answer 5

all abve are right that u must die in blody battel taking as many foes as possibel with u but b warned that if Valhalla is where u wish end up know this that wen finally Ragnorok (bad spelling but wat cn u do) also know as the Norse appcoli[s and armagedon - the last battel all Valhalla shall b emptied and all there in must fight till they die a finale eternal death.

if this is ur path enjoy

Answer 6

Head southwest on S Tryon St toward W 4th St 0.4 mi
1 min

2. Turn right at W Stonewall St 0.2 mi

3. Turn left at S Mint St 0.2 mi
1 min

4. Turn right at W Morehead St 0.9 mi
2 mins

5. Turn right at Freedom Dr 0.2 mi

6. Slight left to stay on Freedom Dr 2.0 mi
4 mins

7. Turn left to merge onto I-85 S toward Gastonia 239 mi
3 hours 44 mins

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8. Take the I-20 W exit 247, keep following signs 0.8 mi
1 min

9. Merge onto I-20 W 141 mi
2 hours 5 mins

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10. Take the exit onto I-20 W/I-59 S toward Tuscaloosa 14.1 mi
14 mins

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11. Take the Allison-Bonnett Memorial Dr exit 115 0.3 mi

12. Take the left fork to Midfield 299 ft

13. Slight left at Rutledge Dr 1.2 mi
3 mins

14. Continue on Wilkes Rd 0.4 mi
2 mins


To: Valhalla Cemetery
839 Wilkes Rd, Birmingham, AL 35228

Answer 7

Go ask a Bagdad Iraqi if the red button he has under his thumb is connected to a bomb.

Answer 8

The battlefield

Answer 9

The shorcut.

Answer 10

Die honorably in battle. Been there, done that.