How close to the Animal Kingdom is the Conservative party?

Question

secret fog, "conservatives; generally anyone who works productively."? boy o boy are you brainwashed.

Answer 1

Well, to them its all about the alpha male and being the predator or the prey......

"If you ask me why I'm crying should I point above to the eagle gracefully soaring or down below to where its prey is quietly trembling"

Scarlett, any person over 30 that has not grown in compassion and understanding for humanity is egotistical and selfish, is that what it means to be conservative?

Answer 2

Not much. There are more conservatives in the logical fields. Math. True Science. Engineering. This is the higher elevated products of the brain. Unlesss you have seen a monkey doing Calculus. The emotions and instincts seem to be an animalistic trait.Emotions need no reason or logic for being. They just feel this way. This is why most (93%) English professors at College are liberal. English is a feelings based endevour. That is why at most College Math (60%) professors are Conservative. Logic proves Conservativism and destroys Liberalism. While feelings give Liberals their influence, but is usually based on incomplete facts. I was trying to decide which side to trust. I found 10 misrepresentations of facts (restated facts) for very one on the Conservative side. Because you base the facts on how you feel.

Answer 3

Stop the name calling -- it makes me ill that most people of today cannot present a solid argument, just call names. Whoever calls the other the worst name wins.

Philosophically, I would have to say liberals are much closer to the "animal kingdom." I'm no conservative, but at least conservatives theoretically think things through before doing them. Most actions I've seen on the part of liberals seems born of impulse -- or worse, good intent used to justify a horrible violation of rights. (For the record, conservatives are there too -- they at least have some chance of salvation. Liberals, I'm not so optimistic about.)

Here's a little something to chew on. Genetically, we're in the freaking animal kingdom. Please, think before asking questions like this so I don't have to be sarcastic anymore.

Answer 4

World History - As it Really Happened

Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.

The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundations of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:

Liberals and Conservatives.

Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were
invented yet, so while our early human ancestors were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery.
That's how villages were formed.

Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to B-B-Q at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement.

Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly B-B-Q's and doing the sewing, fetching and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement. Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into
women. The rest became known as girliemen.

Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy and group hugs and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided.

Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass.

Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare.

Another interesting revolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat.

Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, athletes, Marines, and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.

Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans.

That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America . They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get MORE for nothing.

This ends today's lesson in world history.

P.S. Stolen from an email I got!

AND BY THE WAY--- I DID NOT COME UP WITH THIS MYSELF, I JUST THOUGHT THAT IT WAS FUNNY

Answer 5

If there is oil underneith the animals the conservatives are real close killing them to get the oil.

Answer 6

Reptile sure comes to mind. I wish the Crocodile Hunter was still here to give us the details.

Answer 7

Closer than Liberals. I think that their brains are less evolved, making them closer to neanderthals or possibly apes. Thats one view of it.

Liberals are more pro-environment, making them closer to the animal kingdom in that aspect.

Good question.

Answer 8

itsmellslikerotteneggs post gives me the impression that he wants to be Michael Savage's gay lover. Jeez man, get a grip.

Answer 9

Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains."
Winston Churchill

Answer 10

First of all, it's the Republican party, moron. If you're going act like a smart ***, know what you're saying first.

Secondly, aren't you idiots the ones who get all pissed off if anyone dares to suggest that we *didn't* descend from apes?

FFS you people are impossible to please.