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and are living on the planet now? If they are...I bet they are in gov't. In the political scene. Influencing mankind.

Possibly running for president.

2007-02-06 16:40:34 · 28 answers · asked by Dave 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

Actually I heard Micheal Jackson was one. That he gave up his soul to be transported into another being.

That is why he had problems with sexual relations with children. The being that took over his soul did not know any better.

I read it somewhere.

2007-02-06 16:48:01 · update #1

28 answers

No l don't.

2007-02-06 16:42:44 · answer #1 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0 0

Shhh....you have it wrong....

This is where the rest of the universe *dumps its rejects*. Really. You know how Jerry Springer works, right?

Ok then, if someone on another world is *that* messed up, they get sent here....it's considered an act of charity, an attempt to improve the gene pool *even though the aliens are mind-wiped and surgically modified enough to pass for one of us*.

See? They don't know they're not from around here....how could they know, everything's been tweaked just enough to pass for human, and their memories have been wiped clean...? All they know is that they're messed up, somehow different, and that they have the *locals* to play with....and if they suspect more than that, they get medicated, removed, etc.

Of course, the ones from *other dimensions* are harder to deal with than others, but hey...

Just remember, you didn't hear this from me, ok? ;)

2007-02-07 00:55:17 · answer #2 · answered by Bradley P 7 · 1 0

Yeah! That's why George W. Bush is an Idiot! What R U Talking RUNNING for president He IS the President! LOL

2007-02-07 00:46:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I think they take on human form just so that they can study us for a while and then go back to their home planet with the information they have learned about us.But I don't think they live here permanently.

2007-02-07 00:56:59 · answer #4 · answered by Fang 4 · 0 0

Let me guess, you read it in the enquirer.Possibly Sun. Tell me, how can aliens from a different planet breath on this planet! ALSO, how can aliens be so smart that they know polotics? Give it up!

2007-02-07 00:53:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That would explain my third grade teacher. Nothing human would chose a career teaching third grade when their name was Mrs. Cooty. It was a year of third grade cootie jokes. Only an alien could have put up with that for forty years. Plus, she kinda looked like an alien.... small and bony, with skin like a soup chicken... it was freaky.

2007-02-07 00:47:45 · answer #6 · answered by Cylon Betty 4 · 2 0

One Alien is married to Katie Holmes

2007-02-07 00:47:17 · answer #7 · answered by Bu Tran 6 · 1 0

Yes. Michael Jackson is one

2007-02-07 00:45:03 · answer #8 · answered by Angel Girl 7 · 0 0

Oh please. If Bush was one of us...wow..Anyway...yes we are among you and I cant wait for the day the mother ship comes to take me home and get away from the mess that the president has made...Just let me know if any of you want to come with.

2007-02-07 00:46:01 · answer #9 · answered by behr28 5 · 1 0

Yeah, I've always suspected Hillary

2007-02-07 00:43:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes my old boss and Hillary

2007-02-07 00:46:52 · answer #11 · answered by gman 6 · 0 0

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